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    ElaKiri Jokes Compitition

    Wats the difference between ooh an aah?(100 p0st aka hehe) Que:Wats the difference between ooh an aah?Ans:about three inches
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    ElaKiri Jokes Compitition

    Sexy p0em Sex is when a guy's communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation. do u get the information?Or do u need a dem0nstration?
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    ElaKiri Jokes Compitition

    M0bile is like a women A m0bile is like a women-talks non-stop, c0st a fortune,disturbs when ur busy an when u need it urgently,there is n0 service!
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    ElaKiri Jokes Compitition

    W0men giving birth in hospital(18+) A w0men is in the hospital giving birth an she is up on the stirrups.All 0f a sudden,the babys head pops out an look up at the nurse. "are u my daddy?" asks the baby head.Shocked,the nurse replies concerned "uh im n0t ur dad,i'll run an go get to him!"with...
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    ElaKiri Jokes Compitition

    Director commands during porn film shoot Director commands during shooting a porn film:LIGHTS CAMERA MUSIC ERECTION(ACTION)
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    ElaKiri Jokes Compitition

    Company is like a tree full of monkeys A Company is like a tree full of monkeys.All on different limbs,at different levels.Some climbing up,some climbing down.The monkeys on the top look down an see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see n0thing but assholes.
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    ElaKiri Jokes Compitition

    Ela
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    ElaKiri Jokes Compitition

    Picture game A teacher playing a game with first-grade class..The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked what animal is this?" "a cat!"said suzy."g00d job!"n0w wats this animal?"a dog" said ricky.."good! N0w what animal is this?She asked holding up a picture of a deer.The class fell...
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    Difference between vampires an lawyers

    Wats the Difference between vampire an a lawyer?Ans:a vampire only sucks blood at night
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    Two farmers get new animal

    Theres a tow farmers on a farm,and they just got a new animal.0ne farmers out side.And one is inside.The one out side c0mes in with a big cup of white liquid..He takes a big drink 0f it an excitedly says,i just milked the new cow.Then other farmer with a troubled look on his face an says,we...
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    M0ther teaching s0n to go t0 bathroom

    A m0ther taught her s0n to g0 to the bathroom by the numbers:1.0pen ur fly:2.Take out ur equipment:3.Pull back the skin:4.Do ur business:5.Let the skin forward:6.Stow ur equipment:7.Clouse the fly...She checkd on him often to make sure he had learned his lesson,and each time heard him through...
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    The 3 fastest means 0f c0mmunication

    Telephone,television,tell a women
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    Little boy asking father about birth

    Little boy:daddy,where did i c0me fr0m?Daddy:u c0me fr0m the stork .Little boy:ewwwww you fuc*ed a stork?
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    Pr0fessor talking about sex

    A professor asked to give a talk on sex when his turns c0me,he stood walked to the podium adjusted the microphone just so.He said ladies an gentlemen,it gives me great pleasure..."an he sat back down.
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    Plz help meeeeeeee

    Mata nod32 0ffline updates h0yala dennak0 plz..Mage pc akata virus akak awith aka okkoma media files makanawa plz mata updates h0yala denna
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    What makes a happy man?

    Que:what makes a happy man?Ans:daughter is on the cover of vogue,son on the cover of sports illustrated,mistress on the cover of playboy and the wife on the cover of missing persons
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    Tarzan undressed an animals started laughing

    Once tarzan undressed an all animals started laughing..Tarzan asked them wats wr0ng?They all replied in unison,we have seen a animal with a tail in the front for the 1st time..
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    What goes dry an come out wet(18+)

    It goes dry an comes out wet..The longer its in the stronger it gets..It comes out dripping an starts to sag..Its not what u think..Its the teabag!
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    IMPORTANT>>>>>

    Hey guys why can we meet in mig33???Apita mig33 ake set wela live chat karanda puluwan.. adahas huwamaru karagandath puluwanne...Aka h0da adahasak neweda???Mama chat room akak heduwa ELAKIRI.COM(type with capital letters) kiyala api ake set wemu da?M0kada kiyanne???
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    Prabakaran mattu wela!!!

    B0RUWATA ANE KIWWE

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