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    Top Four Adult Jokes

    Top Four Adult Jokes Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your...
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    EMBARRASING MEDICAL SITUATIONS

    EMBARRASSING MEDICAL SITUATIONS s 1. A man comes into the ER and yells....' My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs and I was...
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    Tax Reason

    A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And then asks, "What's your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says...
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    VEHICLE PRICES IN SRI LANKA

    Machangla mata dana ganna oni Lankawe second hand vehicle prices. Specially Car's & Van's wala. Ubala laga infomation thiyanawanam Vehicle eke Picture ekath ekka average price ekath dannawada. . Thanks
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    Sandak Wenna - Imasha Muthukumari

    Machangla huka kalekata passe lassana song Ekak hamba Una. Me song eka kiyana girl man hithanne Blind kenek Balalama hoda naraka kiyamuko balanna :yes::yes::yes::yes: Sandak Wenna - Imasha Muthukumari IO8dKy9uapw
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    Mee Kathura

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    Really true

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    The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation...
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    Word Test

    Rearrange the letters below to spell out an important part of the human body; which is even more useful when erect. P N E S I - - - - - - - - - - - - -...
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    My New Phone Sony Xperia S

    Onna mamath perum purala perum purala Gaththa Aluth Phone ekak. Sony Xperia S GENERAL 2G Network GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 3G Network HSDPA 850 / 900 / 1900 / 2100 - LT26i Announced 2012, January Status Available. Released 2012, February BODY Dimensions 128 x 64 x 10.6 mm...
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    Just Some Good Humours

    Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you, it's only when you leave her a virgin. Tension is when wife is pregnant! Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant! Horror is when both are pregnant! Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both! The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of...
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    JOKES

    Boy goes for blood test. Nurse takes the sample but can't find cotton so she sucks his finger! Boy is so happy he asks: Can I get a urine test also? Wife reads an article' wow!' A bull can have sex 500 times a year I wish you could do the same. Hubby replies:' Ask the bull whether he...
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    DOCTOR

    A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work." The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person, we put it into another...
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    sadha darin liyami ladee.... ( Song Need )

    Machangla menna me song eka puluwaninam hoyada denako loku udawwak " Sadha darin liyami lage oba mata seenayak wage.. awadi wela nidi yahanin eliya balana pandarama dakin dakina mal athare oba ruwa mavi mari pene... " tikak paranayi man hithanne , boy kenek kiyanne thz weva !!!!
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    Secret of Success !!!

    Secret of Success “ Sir, What is the secret of your success?” a reporter asked a bank president. “Two words” “And, Sir,what are they?” “Right decisions.” “And how do you make right decisions?” “One word.” “And,sir, What is that?” “Experience.” “And how do you get Experience?” “Two words.” “And...
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    Puluwaninam Hoyala Denna " Sadhana Pem Maliga Thanan Epa.."

    Machangla , Puluwanuinam Rukantha GUnathiyakage me song eka hoyada denna. "Sadhana Pem Maliga Thanan Epa Sadhana... " Thz !!!
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    බින්ලාඩන් මරා දැමූ ජෙරෝනිමෝ මෙහෙයුම

    බින්ලාඩන් මරා දැමූ ජෙරෝනිමෝ මෙහෙයුම බින්ලාඩන් මරා දැමූ ජෙරෝනිමෝ මෙහෙයුම * බින්ලාඩන්ගේ රැකවළුන් එල්ල කළ ප්‍රහාරයෙන් බ්ලැක්‌හෝක්‌ හෙළිකොප්ටරය කඩා වැටේ. * බින්ලාඩන් සිටි නිවසට රාත්තල් 2000 ක බෝම්බ දුසිමක්‌ දැමීමේ මුල් සැලසුම අත්හිටුවයි. * පාවාදීම කළේ ගුන්තනාමෝ බේ සිර කඳවුරේ සිටි බින්ලාඩන්ගේ...
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    Dannawada Oya ....

    Mata me Image eka dakkahama hithata api sithuvilla hithuna menna mehama kaviyak lesin liyanna. Ratamawana Soduru Ahasa.. Soduruda Kotharam... Asayi Man Balan Inna Ea Ru Manaram... Viteka Aduruyi.. Napuru Oba Men.. Viteka Soduruyi.. Labadi Obamen... Ah.... Danne Na Oya Dannawada Kiyala...
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    How Disc Brakes Work

    Most modern cars have disc brakes on the front wheels, and some have disc brakes on all four wheels. This is the part of the brake system that does the actual work of stopping the car. The most common type of disc brake on modern cars is the single-piston floating caliper. In this article, we...
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    Oba Dutu Ae Mul Dine...

    Oyalatath me Wage Hageemak Jivithe Ekama Eka Mohomathadi Hari Dadenna Athi Kiyala Hithanawa... Ea Danunu Hageema Mulu JIvitha Kalaya Purawatama Thamange Kara Ganna Labenne Kiyen Kee denatada... Adaren Parajaya Unu .. Adaraya Jaya Gathu... Adaraya Kirimata Patan Gathu... Oba Sama Wenuwe...

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