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    සිනා­කතා

    ඒ තාත්තද? ‘ඔන්න මම නං හෙට ඉඳලා ඉස්කෝලෙ යන්නේ නෑ...නෑ... නෑමයි.’ පාසල ඇරී ගෙදර ආ මාපිල් පැටියා බෙරිහන්දි දී හඬන්නට විය. “ඇයි පුතේ, උඹට කවුරු හරි බැන්නද, ගැහැව්වද එහෙමත් නැත්තං දෂ්ට කළා ද?” මාපිල් මව පුදුමයට පත්ව ඇසුවා ය. “නෑ... ඒ එකක්වත් නෙමෙයි. විපක්ෂ නායක තුමාගේ කාමරේට රිංගුව මාපිලා උඹලෑ...
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    Population of the WORLD

    Population of the WORLD Guys just visit the below mention site. It gives as of now the update of the population all over the world. If you select india or china you'll amaze as the birth & death ratio is so high http://countrymeters.info/en/Sri_Lanka/
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    Lap getting off suddenly

    Guys, I need you guys advice & support to resolve the issue that i'm having with my Laptop. It's getting switch off most of the time. When i'm trying to stat again in dos mood some time again switching off or asking to start with safe mood. Is it a problem with hard drive , RAM or what ...
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    Good Girls -v- Bad Girls (Joke)

    Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it. Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines. Good girls blush during love...
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    A/C BUS Route Permit for Sale R No 180

    Machangla... Nittabuwa , Colombo A/C Bus Route permit ekka thiyanawa Vikunanna. Gana 100,000.00 Wenawa. Oni ekek innawanam mata PM ekka danna. Jayawevaaaaaaaa !!!!!! :yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:
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    Does your Employer know you

    Does the Manager / Management know who you are? Walking into the factory, the MD noticed a guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He calmly said to the young man, "How much do you earn?" "I earn Rs.2000.00 a month, Sir. WHY?" Without answering, MD took out his wallet, and gave him...
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    අනුන්ට ණය නොවී ජීවත්වන්න

    අනුන්ට ණය නොවී ජීවත්වන්න අනුන්ට ණය නොවී ජීවත්වන්න By Email Reps ++ Accepted
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    ප්‍රතම ප්‍රේමයේ දර්ශනික ආවර්ජනය

    ප්‍රතම ප්‍රේමයේ දර්ශනික ආවර්ජනය kZRtnCkTLGs Artist - Amarasiri Peris Music & Melody - Darshana Ruwan Dissanayake. Lyrics - Amila Thenuwara. Mixed & Mastered by Janaka Daladawatta @ PANSILU MUSIC STUDIO - Maharagama. Reps +++ Accepted
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    අපි නැවතත් ගොවි යුගයට යමු

    අපි නැවතත් ගොවි යුගයට යමු අපි නැවතත් ගොවි යුගයට යමු මේ වන විට පිළිවෙළින් ගල් යුගය හෙවත් ශිලා යුගය, දඩයම් යුගය, එඬේර යුගය, ගොවි යුගය සහ කාර්මික යුගය පසු කළ මිනිසා අභ්‍යවකාශ යුගයට පැමිණ සිටී. එහෙත් අද තරම් අසහනයෙන් පෙළෙන මිනිසෙකු මේ මිහි මත වෙනත් කිසිම දිනෙක ජීවත්ව නැත. උදේ පාන්දර හතරට පහට අවදි...
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    "The Gunslinger"

    An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from...
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    පිටිකිරි බොනවාද ? දැනුවත් වී බොනව නම් බොන්&#35

    පිටිකිරි බොනවාද ? දැනුවත් වී බොනව නම් බොන්&#35 පිටිකිරි බොනවාද ? දැනුවත් වී බොනව නම් බොන්න... කිරිපිටි නම් වූ වෙළද භාණ්ඩය අප ජීවන රටාවට කොතරම් සමීපව බද්ධව ඇද්ද යන්න, ඒ පිටුපස ඇති වෙළද සැලසුම් හා සංකල්ප නොදැනෙන තරමටම ප්‍රභල වී ඇත.ශක්තිජක පානයක්,උත්තේජකර හෝ ආහාරමය පානයක් ලෙස භාවිතයට ගන්නා...
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    ආදරය ශක්තිමත් වීමටනම්

    ආදරය ශක්තිමත් වීමටනම් උපුටා ගැනීමකි
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    Jokes for Adults

    Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman...
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    Important Scam

    People have been receiving calls from+375602605281, +37127913091 or any number starting with a +375, or +371 number or even 081. One ring & and they hang up, leaving a missed call message. . If you call back it's one of those numbers that are charged $15-$30 & they can copy your contact list...
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    Lost my job with Lifeline

    I have been advised by my doctor that perhaps I should do some voluntary work so I applied for a part-time position with Lifeline. Now I have lost my job with Lifeline after just one week? I don't know why, I was just sacked from my job with Lifeline. They wouldn’t talk to me about it. A...
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    My son is my pride

    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years reunited at a party... After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of...
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    Generations

    I was visiting my nephew the other night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century!" he said. "I don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad". I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it! Source by Email Reps++ Accepted
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    How Many Women Have You Slept With?

    WHEN… My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?" I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling, with all the others, I was awake." Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 AM to 8 PM Source by Email
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    Dedicated to all daughters..

    Dedicated to all daughters.. A couple made a deal the night of their Marriage to NOT open the door of their room to anybody who comes knocking in the morning for any reason! In the morning the parents of the husband came & knocked on the door...
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    Heaven on Earth Maxxxxaaaa ආ,....

    "Loyal husbands will go straight to Heaven, but disloyal ones will enjoy Heaven on Earth. The choice is yours!" - Bangkok Tourism -

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