1. Asithdx

    Maara KISS eka

    Opposition leader Ranil Wickramasinghe, President Mahinda Rajapakse, Actress Malini Fonseka & Model Anarkali is sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel, and it gets completely dark. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a slap! The train comes out of...
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    Thawath athbhuta MARANAYAK !

    :P
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    Copy kala newey sir ! ! ! !

    :lol:
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    Japenese Names For Sri Lankan MinisterZ

    The Minister of Postal Dept.-"Mr. Lium Kium" The Minister of Transport Dept.-"Mr. Payin Yang" The Minister of Defence Dept.-"Mr. Sune Sung" The Minister of Health Dept.-"Mr. Sanee Pen" The MInister of Media Dept.-"Mr. Kium Kerum" The Minister of Broadcasting Dept.-"Mr. Gayum Vayum" The...
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    Driving Styles !!

    One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window. - Sydney One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn - Japan One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator... - Boston Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror - New...
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    «««««««« NIL SANDA MADALA - Centigradz »»»»»»»»

    Thani rakka thani rosa mal kalpana.... Wihidenna popiyaddi suwadak wela.... Neth ekka huwamaru kala duk katha.... Hith dekaka happeddi eka hithak wela.... Kantharuwaka ridme radi.... Gii pirithak widi jiwithe.... Nil sada madale palase ibe.... Obe adaraya pintharu we.... // Oba nidana thuru...
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    Mekata hina yayda? " ATM "

    A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts...
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    DO U LOVE SOMEBODY DIS MUCH???

    A GIRL AND A GUY WERE SPEEDING OVER 100 Mph ON THE ROAD ON A MOTORBYK..... Girl»» Slow down. Im scared. Guy»» No this is fun. Girl»» No its not. Please, its too scary! Guy»» Then tell me you love me. Girl»» Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy»» Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him) Guy»» Can you...
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    Anan Manan

    ehen mehen hoyagaththa tikak :lol: :lol:
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    Making a Baby :lol:

    :lol: :lol:
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    Ada kaale goviyo :P

    :lol:
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    Gal yugaye VALENTINES

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    Ela kiri kollekne

    Menna denawanam niyama uththara. :p :p
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    Edirige satare

    Edirige satare tiyenne ka lagadooo?

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