Opposition leader Ranil
Wickramasinghe, President
Mahinda Rajapakse, Actress Malini
Fonseka & Model Anarkali is
sitting in a train.
The train suddenly goes through
a tunnel, and it gets completely
dark. Suddenly, there is a kissing
sound, followed by the sound of a
slap! The train comes out of the
tunnel.
The women and Ranil are sitting
there, looking perplexed. Mahinda
is bent over, holding his face
which is red, from an apparent
slap.
All of them remain diplomatic, and
nobody says anything.
Malini is thinking, "These
Polititians are all crazy. Mahinda
must have tried to kiss Anarkali
in the tunnel. Very proper that
she slapped him."
Anarkali is thinking, "Mahinda
must have moved to kiss me, and
kissed Malini instead, and got
slapped."
Mahinda is thinking, "Damn it,
Ranil must have tried to kiss
Anarkali. She thought it was me,
and slapped me."
Ranil is thinking, "If this train goes
through another tunnel, I could
make another kissing sound, and
slap Mahinda again."
Wickramasinghe, President
Mahinda Rajapakse, Actress Malini
Fonseka & Model Anarkali is
sitting in a train.
The train suddenly goes through
a tunnel, and it gets completely
dark. Suddenly, there is a kissing
sound, followed by the sound of a
slap! The train comes out of the
tunnel.
The women and Ranil are sitting
there, looking perplexed. Mahinda
is bent over, holding his face
which is red, from an apparent
slap.
All of them remain diplomatic, and
nobody says anything.
Malini is thinking, "These
Polititians are all crazy. Mahinda
must have tried to kiss Anarkali
in the tunnel. Very proper that
she slapped him."
Anarkali is thinking, "Mahinda
must have moved to kiss me, and
kissed Malini instead, and got
slapped."
Mahinda is thinking, "Damn it,
Ranil must have tried to kiss
Anarkali. She thought it was me,
and slapped me."
Ranil is thinking, "If this train goes
through another tunnel, I could
make another kissing sound, and
slap Mahinda again."
