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    අධ්‍යාපනයේ තරම

    අධ්‍යාපනයේ තරම
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    7 Engineers and 7 Doctors

    7 Engineers and 7 Doctors.... 7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So they both gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI): ------------ --------- ---------...
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    FOREST MEETING

    I am going to tell a story listen carefully Once there was a meeting held between the animals in the forest. The animals that came to the meeting are: The TIGER The LION The BEAR The MONKEY The FOX The Wolf and all others BUT...
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    FINAL ROUTE

    An elderly laywer was about to die. One day he told his wife he had come up with a way to take all of the money he had with him to heaven. He told his wife to put all of his money in the attic so when he died he could grab it on the way up. ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;; ; ; A couple of weeks...
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    Cunning Principal

    Once four MBA students were partying till late night and didn't study for the test, which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. Then they went up to the dean and said that...
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    American Job Hunting

    John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock - (MADE IN JAPAN ) - for 6 am While his coffeepot - (MADE IN CHINA ) - was perking, he shaved with his electric razor - (MADE IN HONG KONG ) He put on a dress shirt - (MADE IN SRI LANKA ) designer jeans - (MADE IN SINGAPORE )...
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    MISTAKE

    If a barber makes a mistake, It's a new style... If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident... If a doctor makes a mistake, It's an operation... If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture... If parents makes a mistake, It is a new generation... If a...
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    WOMEN ARE CLEVER

    A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the...
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    Surgeons' preference

    Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside...
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    Woman describe a spare part!

    Yesterday I was having some work done at the workshop. A woman came in and asked for a 'seven-hundred- ten'. We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new...
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    Award Winning Photograph!

    NOTICE CAMELS first & then read the message below: This is a picture taken directly above these camels in the desert at sunset. It is considered one of the best pictures of the year. Look closely, the camels are the little white lines in the picture. The black you see are just...
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    Chinese detective - humor at its best !

    A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest one he could find. This is his report: Most honorable sir, You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I...
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    Man & Woman

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ____________ _________ _________ OFFICE AR ITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb...
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    Language barriers

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    Screen cleaner

    I know you don't clean your computer screen very often And it is hard to do the inside, so here is my present to you. (just click on the word "here" above)
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    Awesome Toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston THE LADY IS GETTING READY TO ENTER!! Now that you've seen the outside view, take a look...
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    Who says earth is biggest.... Look at this...

    Watch slowly what happens...................
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    English Skills....

    This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!! Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama... The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama...
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    A prayer from a child... Hehehe..

    Dear God, Please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer...... Amen.................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Drive thru ATM - ATM Instructions.....

    A new sign in the Bank reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATMs enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicle. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After...

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