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  1. mbj

    hw dare they copy sinhal wrds

    > > > Hi everybody, > > > > > > > > How come the Chinese Cabinet Ministers have got > > > > typical Srilankan names eh? Just see! > > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese Cabinet Ministers > > > > > > > > The names of the cabinet ministers are as > > > follows. > > > > The Minister of Postal Dept. -...
  2. mbj

    Unfaithful

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    10 husbands

    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin". "What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times? "Well, husband #1 was a Sales...
  4. mbj

    a mans frst happy moments

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    No, that WASN'T what really pissed me off."

    A small balding man stormed into a local bar and demanded, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got! I'm so pissed I can't even see straight!" The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a DOUBLE. The man swilled down the drink and...
  6. mbj

    Comparison between Friends, Wives and Girlfriends !!!

    Friends: are like land line connection @Reliable,stable and you pay the minimum only. Girl Friends: are like pre-paid connection @you propose before you actually fall in love with her,you have to pay for activation charges(movies,visiting),but network problem (friends,family ,teachers and...
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    Hw men choose there partner

    >>A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides >>to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches >>to >>see what they do with the money. >> >>The first does a total makeover. >> >>She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done...
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    Marriage is about doing things for each other

    An elderly couple are sitting around one evening and the man says to wife "Marsha, we are about to celebrate our 60th wedding anniversary. We've had a wonderful life together, full of contentment and blessings .But there's something I've always wondered about: Tell the truth. Have you ever...
  9. mbj

    the husband store

    A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may...
  10. mbj

    Beauty of math

    Beauty of Math! 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 1 x 9 + 2 = 11 12 x 9 + 3 = 111 123 x 9 + 4 = 1111 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111 12345 x...
  11. mbj

    men ar Lyk

    Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. 1. Men are like ...... Laxatives ....... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like .......Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they...
  12. mbj

    Soya Denna

  13. mbj

    Deviyange malli(Salli)

    Kohomada. :P :P :P :P :P
  14. mbj

    Wat d FBI says abt the LTTE

    As terrorist groups go, it has quite a résumé: * Perfected the use of suicide bombers; * Invented the suicide belt; * Pioneered the use of women in suicide attacks; * Murdered some 4,000 people in the past two years alone; and * Assassinated two...
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    Explosion At Fort railway Station

    thr has been an explosion at the colombo station few mints ago does any one knw any details
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    wrld bank

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    credit card scams

    Must read it. Important to know. Always keep your CREDIT CARD in sight, when you give it for swiping...... The accused (left) used a card-reader (right) to transfer the data On to a PC for making a duplicate credit card They Would Make Duplicates Of Credit Cards Used By Customers At A Juhu...
  18. mbj

    Important notice

    Hey guyz i got this news frm a frnd of mine living abroad. Its said dat the Ltte is telling all the foreigners living in sl 2 leave the country asap since there planning an large scale attack on the major cities in Sl. Dis has been put on most of their web sites and as well as warnings have...
  19. mbj

    Pet Rules...

    To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it...
  20. mbj

    Have u seen dis ltte woman

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