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  1. shaggy

    online $urgery

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    Happy Birthday Oolu Nangiii

    If your profile details are 100% true & correct I wish You Happy Birthday ;) May all your dreams come True. Thanks kiyala shape wennanam hithanna epa Cake ona Lolzzzzzzz :lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    A hot Guy

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    $omeone $tolen our tent Lolzzz

    Sherlock Holmes and Watson are camping in the desert; they set up their tent and fall asleep. Some hours later, Sherlock Holmes wakes his friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "Me see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asks Sherlock Holmes...
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    Great Writer - Another 1 from $haggy :)

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in...
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    gives :D

    The Teacher asked, "All right children, who can tell me what a chicken gives?" Mary answered, "A chicken gives eggs!" The Teacher then asked, "Now who can tell me what a goat gives?" And Paul answered, "A goat gives goat milk!" And finally the Teacher asked, "Well now, who can tell me what...
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    Free Of Charge

    The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?" The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." Lolzzzzzzzzz :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    How to take a Leave!

    I urgently needed a few days holiday, but because I never had any leave due to me, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a few days leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Mad" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My...
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    Employees Chat

    Our Friend was chatting with a female - Online chat. Background both are s/w > engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today? Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat Hero: wow...am honoured, u know...
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    its time 2 say gud bye

    Dear Friends, It’s so sad to say that I’m leaving Elakir...As most of u know that I have joined a new garment buying office to work till I go 2 Jap. As most of you know that due to high work load @ a garment buying office, I will not b able to log to elakiri again. Also using internet also...
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    Kind Request from $haggy

    Dear Friends, Ogallanta danatamath aranchiwela athi ape Friend Lichge Seeya anthara una kiyala. Mewelawe api yaluwo widiyata Lich ekka saha lichge pawle udawiya ekka me duka bedaganna ona. Yaluwo kiyanne sathutedi witharak inna kattiyakma nemei kiyala mama nitharama kiyanawa. So puluwan hamoma...
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    Boss Died Last Week

    A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this...
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    Half Mad

    Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. Lolzzz :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    Women's English

    Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "I'm sorry." = You'll be sorry "We need" = I want "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now. "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later. "We need to talk" = I need to complain. "Sure... go ahead" = I don't want you to...
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    three males, two females

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," He responded. "Oh, killing any?" She asked. "Yep, three males, two females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell? He responded...
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    Reproducing Bull

    A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." The wife...
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    I married your sister

    A woman was sick of her husband's drinking, so she decided to teach him a lesson. She dressed up like Satan, and when her husband returned home from another bender, she jumped out from behind the sofa and screamed. "You don't scare me," the man said, looking her over calmly., "I married...
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    Natalie Portman - My Favorite :D

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    8 ways to make a girl SMILE :D

    :love:1.Tell her she is beautiful. :love: :love: 2.Hold her hand at any moment...even if its just for a second :love: :love: 3.kiss her on the forehead :love: :love: 4.always tell her you love her every second of the day :love: :love: 5.when she is upset,hold her tight and tell her how...
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    I wont a Mjpeg to video converter

    I wont a Mjpeg to video converter do u guyzz have any idea abt this??????????

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