I urgently needed a few days holiday, but because I never had any
leave due to me, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a few days
leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "Mad" then he would tell me to take a
few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny
noises.
My co-worker asked me what I was doing ? I told her that I was
pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "Mad"
and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are mad - take a few days off".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where are you
going?"
She said "I can't work in the dark !!!!"*

leave due to me, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a few days
leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "Mad" then he would tell me to take a
few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny
noises.
My co-worker asked me what I was doing ? I told her that I was
pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "Mad"
and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are mad - take a few days off".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where are you
going?"
She said "I can't work in the dark !!!!"*

