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  1. gayan kalhara

    Hi What are YO Like TO have..

    HI all EKs. Please help me to Solve this Prob... I have written 2 Books as following.. Before sell or release to internet I hope to give them to you as a thread and have your comments.... Please vote Honestly. These Books are written based on my own experiments and experiences. I hope to...
  2. gayan kalhara

    My Boyfriend is Stuck

    He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties. Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost...
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    Curiosity gets the Priest

    A priest, in urgent need to use the bathroom, walks into a local bar. The bar is jumping with loud music and lively conversation, but every few minutes the lights abruptly go off. Every time the lights go off, the bar crowd bursts into loud whoops and applause, but when they see the priest enter...
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    Radio Conversation with USA War Ship

    Radio Conversation This is supposed to be the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995. - Please change your...
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    The religious Horse

    Once a man bought a horse. You had to say ?hallelujah? to make it go and ?amen? to make it stop. The man was riding his horse one day but then he realized he was riding to an edge of a cliff. He was so scared he forgot how to make the horse stop. He thought this was the end of his life and he...
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    Rolls Royce Loan

    A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $7,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls...
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    Teaching Programming is very HARD..

    Run I was teaching a very basic class in BASIC programming to a group of adults. Adults who have never been around computers before are very nervous and much harder to teach than children, however I am a patient person so I enjoy their successes. However, I must share the following: After...
  8. gayan kalhara

    Emptying the Doctor's Waiting Room

    A patient goes to the doctor's office where, much to his surprise the doctor asks him, "Would you please help me with a problem I'm having?" Sure, doctor, what can I do for you, says the patient. "Would you scream in the most earsplitting, piercing screams you can manage? Try to make it sound...
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    Cannibal Fruit competition

    Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather...
  10. gayan kalhara

    My Boyfriend is Stuck Help>>>>>

    He enthusiastically agreed and speed up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties. Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost...
  11. gayan kalhara

    Two Blind Pilots

    :confused:Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing...
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    What happened in Galle..

    What Happened in Galle A tough looking biker had been in the biker bar for quite some time when he finally decided it was time, once again to hit the road. He stepped through the front door of the bar and instantly realized that his bike had vanished from the spot he had parked it. "All right"...
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    A Smart Way TO Catch Buglars in USA

    The smart way to catch Burglars Not ;)SL but USA;) It was late and Charlie was about to climb into bed when his wife informed him that there was a light on in their garden shed. Charlie started to go outside to turn off the light but noticed some people in the shed who were busy stealing his...
  14. gayan kalhara

    The Christian Bear

    There was a man who one day didnt feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead. He was out in the bush when he was aproched from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident but didnt bother to pick it up. He ran for his life. Weaving in and out the trees with the bear on...
  15. gayan kalhara

    If your are trying to be a Progrmmer Read this

    *If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 * I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly * In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows? * I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code * The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'...
  16. gayan kalhara

    Sri lanka's best Adsense Clickers Network . New members are invited for free.

    ******************** Read the rules bro. Do not post srilankan web site links. Thanks sri_lion for showing this thread to me. GTRZ
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