If your are trying to be a Progrmmer Read this

[gayan kalhara]

*If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

* I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

* In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

* I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

* The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX

* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

* Press every key to continue

* (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?

* Bugs come in through open Windows

* Unix is user friendly...its just selective about who its friends are

* Yes! My code compiled, and my wife just produced the output

* Windows 98 supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously

* I'm sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you

 

[sherlock]

he he

 

[-DON-]

ha!

 

[madurax86]

cool one