1. crazyfool

    Suicide

    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian...
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    One Wish

    A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just...
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    Can you imagine?

    Ok g'night bro... take care.
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    Can you imagine?

    ado palyang ban... :angry: :angry: :angry: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    YOUTUBE getting SLOW

    It must be your connection. Dath Qwa wage sa maneng raa ta thami youtube stream wennae hariyata.
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    should women concentrate more on a job or in being a housewife?????????

    Oh I c... mang dane naha banz... I'm not a girl :lol:
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    Bitten

    Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take...
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    Can you imagine?

    My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine?................ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Two dinners!
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    Snail

    A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says ‘What the hell was that all about?"
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    Confession...

    A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl he is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. "I promised not to tell!" he says. "Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter?" the preist asks. "No, and I said I...
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    Mugged

    Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
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    Will you hate yourself in the morning?

    I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said. "No. I hate myself now." (Rodney Dangerfield)
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    Breakfast

    Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fu**in’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well...
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    little girl

    Oh wait so the 9 year old has been with a boy... argh I'm an idiot. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    little girl

    Adae I don't get nae... could someone explain :eek: :oo: :oo: :baffled:
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    Difference between Potentiality and Reality

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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    Sri Lanka blocks TamilNet

    How do we know? Thibath okoma secret nae? Thava ekak ehema hitiyath engolang protection welata withari, kochara hack karala kaduwath hadane pulluvan nae aith.
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    Sri Lanka blocks TamilNet

    Sirra TamilNet okkoma propaganda thami habi a wunath block karane ekka honda naha kiyala thami mata hithenae. Lanka we democracy ekak nae? :confused:
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    One Day in the

    I think Eve didn't have much fun as adam did and now she has a headache. Or you could think of it in a more sick way... hee hee.
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    should women concentrate more on a job or in being a housewife?????????

    Umm I didn't vote because the option I wanted to vote for isn't there. I think it's up to the women, don't you? :confused:

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