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  1. ravz

    Help plzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

    I need help guyz................ Cn ny 1 help me 2 fnd da orgnal music notes for da sng "Ammawarune"......... Artst - Nanda Malini Music - Mstr Kemadasa It'z reali urgnt........ Tanx!! I need da music ntes as in piano ntez guyz....u knw 2 ply da sng....
  2. ravz

    Jokezzzzzzz.......

    The Hippie and the Nun A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says...
  3. ravz

    Typewritter!!

    A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter." One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." The child...
  4. ravz

    Hot chickz in bikinies..........

    :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
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    Dirty jokez

    Sex in the Dark A couple that was married for 20 years always made love with the lights off. Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session...
  6. ravz

    Stick!!

    Jokes.. A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their 8 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After...
  7. ravz

    Rhyming Couplets!!

    A local newspaper (in England) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell" Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar...
  8. ravz

    Adult's jokes!!

    Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both Disappear at night. Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? A: Because they are tired of using their own. Q: What's common between men and video? A...
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    Funny adzzzzzzzz!!

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    Pakistan New Coach!!

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    COMMON BELIEFS MEN HAVE ABOUT WOMEN

    Belief #1: SHE’LL NEVER BE SATISFIED. Truth: Women are always looking for ways to make things better. Don’t take her suggestions as complaints or criticisms, but as her desire to make the relationship or situation the best that it can be. Belief #2: A STRONG, CONFIDENT WOMAN DOESN’T NEED A...
  12. ravz

    Honesty!!!

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, May I ask a favor? " "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any...
  13. ravz

    Dis sng wanted!!!!!!

    Cn ny1 help me 2 find, Shihan'z 'Oba dutuwa ae diney' sng!!!plzzzzzzz.......
  14. ravz

    Smart Kidzzzz

    Reasons not to mess with children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed...
  15. ravz

    Onna dawasak................

    Jokes!!!! onna dawasak yaluwo dennak gamanak yanawa.Aheme yanakota dennath akka godak dura gihilla dennata harima mahansi. Ita passe aka yaluwek aneka akkenagen ahanawa "machan godak dura awa koheda yanne" kiyala passse anek yaluwa keyanawa "thawa tika durai yanna thiyenne oya tikath amaruwen...
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    Funny adzzz

    Tyres wit folds Even milking a cow results in cokes Complete Wide Open Gate - I use Colgate Too strong to flat even the SPIDERMAN Advt for raising funds for insuring it's astronauts
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    Poor cricketrs

    Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepare for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony. SANATH was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared...
  18. ravz

    Udurawana jokes in english

    Interviewer: what is your birth date? Udurawana : 13th October Which year? Udurawana : EVERY YEAR ======================================= Manager asked Udurawana at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Udurawana replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X...
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    Jokes

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    Handahana

    Handahana...................

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