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    When you smile by invisible dj's

    HEY COULD SOMEONE HELP ME FIND THE ABOVE SONG!!! THE SONG IS WHEN YOU SMILE THE BAND INVISIBLE DJ'S IT S AN OLD OLD SRI LANKAN BAND!! PLEASE HELP ME..................... THANKS!!!!!!!!!!
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    Moneyy!~~~~~~~~ Can do anything~~~ LOL

    1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR! ********** 2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it, he would've already earned it back. ********** 3. The US national debt is...
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    Boss gey sexc wife!! Patta

    :lol: :lol: :lol: CHINESE SICK LEAVE Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When ever I feel like this, I go to my wife...
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    Mom and Dad Caught red handed!!!F******

    1st Scene .... Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in front of their little son.a Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch! Mommy : What?? You Bastard! Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard ?? At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something. Daddy : It means Ladies...
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    Housemaids and Masters!!! chi chi!!!!

    One day Senaka invited his mother over to dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the new housemaid was. She started to wonder if there was more between Senaka and the housemaid than met her eye. About a week later, the housemaid came to Senaka and...
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    HELP!! PLEASE

    Can some one please help me to find the song "ratharang duwey apey ratharan puthey song" pleaseeeeeeeeeee
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    Any one Interested in Joining the Sri Lanka Youth Parliament

    IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED IN JOINING THE SRI LANKA YOUTH PARLIAMENT PLEASE LET ME KNOW!! I LL GIVE YOU GUYZ THE INFORMATION!!! TC!!!
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    Bush Trying to make out!!!~~~~ lol

    Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush...
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    Joke of da year in britain!!!! ~~~~~

    A man walks into a bar in Londonand ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass...
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    Things happening between a BOY and A GURL!!!!~~~~~~~~~ Happa podi lamai karana deyak!

    Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what..... A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches...
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    Sexcy~~~ great~

    THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are...
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    Email~~~~~ To the wrong wife hehe

    To: My loving wife A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife. However he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile, Somewhere a widow had just returned...
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    Wash room please~~~~ Nice one!!!

    POLITE WAY TO PEE During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute...
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    Hilary's Driver ~~~~~ ela scene

    Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had...
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    Friendship

    What will you do if you are going to loose a best friend and you know it well in advance?

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