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  1. Jeewake

    Lols!!!

    A camel met an elephant & elephant asked, "Why do you have your boobs on your back?The camel replied, "What a silly question from someone having dick on his face" :lol:
  2. Jeewake

    Why Men Wear Earrings

    A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in 'fashion sense.' The man walks up to him and says, 'I didn't know you were into earrings.' 'Don't...
  3. Jeewake

    lesbian

    Wife: if I sleep with your most loving friend what would be the first thought coming to your mind? Smart husband: that you are a lesbian.
  4. Jeewake

    Full of tattoo

    A girl saw a man full of tattoo. Nike on his arms, Reebok on his legs, she was shocked when saw aids in his sex organ. He said: relax when it enlarges, it becomes Adidas
  5. Jeewake

    Why girls are called babes?

    Why girls are called babes? Answer: because they wear nappy pads even when they are grownups.
  6. Jeewake

    How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

    A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The...
  7. Jeewake

    Virginity Test

    A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..' The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?' The doctor replied...
  8. Jeewake

    beware of gals...de funniest story u hv ever read!!!

    beware of gals...de funniest story u hv ever read!!! - 03-31-2009, 04:37 AM dere was a gal who lived wid her mother....she had one boyfriend who loved her very much.......but she wanted to become famous nd rich...so she asked her mother abt it...her mother replied dat if she continuously...
  9. Jeewake

    Getting Married

    A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married. His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood. With a sad face the old man said to his son, ''I am sorry to say this son but I...
  10. Jeewake

    Broken specs

    A boy comes to class with broken specs. Teacher: what happened? Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend. Teacher: but how did your specs break? Boy: she closed her legs.
  11. Jeewake

    BEFORE MARRIAGE

    BEFORE MARRIAGE He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Every chance I get! She...
  12. Jeewake

    India & Sri Lanka Cricket Match

    How do i watch the match online give me a site ...
  13. Jeewake

    virus

    My hidden files can not view! I think that’s a virus I tried several viruses but no result yet please help me how can I get rid of this matter
  14. Jeewake

    Math Lesson

    A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by...
  15. Jeewake

    Whats ur personality! - chance to know about yourself

    The chance to know about yourself like your character etc. without spending a money. This test was devised by a famous team of psychologists from a british university. Here it is..... Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle. You pushed open the door, in front of you were...
  16. Jeewake

    Sunday morning sex...

    I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother...
  17. Jeewake

    Frantic Man

    A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!":lol:
  18. Jeewake

    Help

    Hi … my friends do me a little favor, kindly tel me where can I download audio books for free Looking forward to ur corporation :rolleyes:
  19. Jeewake

    Help-Urgent

    Dear friends Plese give me below songs Immidiately All the bags r packed to go - John Denver save the last dance Live your life -T.I I am yours -Jason Mraz u r not sorry-Tailer swipt Love story-Tailer swipt Better in time-Leoana Lewis Love rock down-Kanye west if 2moro never comes-roanan...
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    Help-Urgent

    Hi! friends ..............[B]Pls give me[/B] The corrs :(

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