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  1. AtulaSiriwardane

    Religion has been missing the sense of humor.

    Osho: Religion has been missing one very fundamental quality: the sense of humor. It has been very unfortunate because it has made religion sick. The sense of humor is part, an essential part, of the wholeness of man. It keeps him healthy, it keeps him young, it keeps him fresh. And for...
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    What is the secret of a Joke?

    Question: Beloved Osho, What is the secret of a Joke? Osho: The sudden unexpected turn, that is the secret of a joke -- the revelation. You are expecting something and it doesn't happen; what happens is so totally absurd and yet has a logic of its own... it is ridiculous and yet not...
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    Why do you tell jokes? And why don't you laugh at your own jokes?

    Question: Why do you tell jokes? And why don't you laugh at your own jokes? Osho: First, Religion is a complicated joke. If you don't laugh at all you have missed the point; if you only laugh you have missed the point again. It is a very complicated joke. And the whole of life is a...
  4. AtulaSiriwardane

    A lot of Polish Jokes

    Osho Jokes on Polack (who is supposed to be so foolish, Like we say Panangala) And do you know what is written on the bottom of Polish milk bottles? "Open at other end." A Polack was driving his Volkswagen, when suddenly it stopped for some reason. He went to look -- maybe there was some...
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    Indian Oil Vs Govt

    Petrol at 100 Lanka Indian Oil Corporation (LIOC) has decided to sell 90 octane petrol at Rs. 100 with immediate effect, stated...
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    A better Beggar

    Percy begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects £2 to £3 every day. Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. Percy says to Parvinder 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring...
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    Wives can be so insensitive!

    Amdon returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Amdon asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now have only...
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    Mangala Samaraweera and His Defence Watch that Dedicated for the Terrorists

    Mangala Samaraweera and His Defence Watch that Dedicated for the Terrorists -Failed to demonstrate a bit of decency. Dec 8th, 2008 | 95 views http://lankadailynews.com/2008/12/mangala-samaraweera-and-his-defence-watch-tthat-dedicated-for-the-terrorists/ In a country where the...
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    Barrack O'Bummer: The first half black/half white President of USA

    Barrack O'Bummer: The first half black/half white President of USA Barrack O’Bummer (sounds Irish doesn’t it?) was elected the 44th President of the United States of America by the electoral college on November 5th 2008. People the world over are calling Barrack O’Bummer the 1st Black...
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    Sri Lanka deadlier than Afghanistan: Time

    Sri Lanka deadlier than Afghanistan: Time http://www.dailymirror.lk/DM_BLOG/Sections/frmNewsDetailView.aspx?ARTID=35672 By Dinidu de...
  11. AtulaSiriwardane

    Avi Gaththo Aviyen Nasethi....

    :shocked::shocked::shocked: Me gena mokada kiyanne? ;) .
  12. AtulaSiriwardane

    Meditation

    Osho Meditation.. "My approach is a discontinuity with the past. I teach you first to live as a Zorba, and only on that foundation will be raised the temple of your buddhahood. And in this way we are joining the outer and the inner in a single unity. The outer is also yours as much as...
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    More than 50% decrese in Petrol prices

    :DOh No, Not in Sri Lanka...:D We have a Govt which does everything they can to facilitate us. :D Last updated December 7, 2008 2:29 p.m. PT Price of gas hits lowest point in nearly 5 years THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Regular unleaded gasoline sells for $1.32.9 per gallon...
  14. AtulaSiriwardane

    Military says no debacle

    Military says no debacle The military yesterday refuted LTTE claims that the Army had suffered another ‘debacle’ in its latest push to capture the Kilinochchi town and also asserted that a time frame to...
  15. AtulaSiriwardane

    What is Karma....?

    The Law of Karma OSHO The law of karma, in the first place, is not a law. That word gives it an aroma as if it is something scientific, like the law of gravitation. It is merely a hope, not a law at all. It has been hoped for centuries that if you do good you will attain to...
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    Tense situation at Rupavahini

    Tense situation at Rupavahini A tense situation arose at state owned Rupavahini following protest over interdiction of four staff...
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    Aanduwa Upset....

    :(ITN news balanakota duka hitenawa...:( Mokak hari apata noterena loku upset ekak tiyenawa.. Aga vinisuruge daruwekuge Marriage ekata athsan kaleth Mahinda.. Ithin ay miniha me wage karanne.:no: In politics ne everlasting friends or enemies. Anika aanduwa yuddhe adan yana ekath echchara honda...
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    Matrix -The Movie Triology

    The Philosophy behind the Matrix... Where did the Wachowski's get their source material? Here are some ideas on how the storyline weaves in mythology - it might help you understand the plot: About the year 2199 machines gained artificial intelligence and humans freaked out and went to war...
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    How Can I Love Better?

    By Osho "How can I love better?" Love is enough unto itself. It needs no betterment. It is perfect as it is; it is not in any way meant to be more perfect. The very desire shows a misunderstanding about love and its nature. Can you have a perfect circle? All circles are perfect; if they...
  20. AtulaSiriwardane

    LSD is a far better drug....

    Osho on addiction of Money, Politics, Power Osho : Sometimes through money he wants to become great – yes, money also gives you a feeling of expansion; it is a drug. When you have much money, you feel your boundaries are not so close to you – they are far away. You can have as many...

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