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    Google Search really cool

    machan eka pissu nemee athaa:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Collection of my SMS 2

    thanks bro:D
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    Collection of my SMS 2

    wats the meaning of this it looks nice
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    COLLECTION OF MY SMS

    matath onawela thibbe:love: :love: :lol: :lol: :D :D
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    COLLECTION OF MY SMS

    Ado machan this is gr8 post more sms if u hav
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    World Cup 2006

    nice pics dude
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    Answering machine messages

    1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. 2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message. 3. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone...
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    The Costume Party

    A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she...
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    Cops Say The Darndest Things

    "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "Take your hands off the car, or I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case...
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    Things only found in America

    1. Only in America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions...
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    Definitions that you may not find

    Lesbian (noun) Just another damn woman trying to do a man's job. Virginity A big issue over a little tissue. Water (noun) A liquid that freezes slippery side up. Keychain (noun) A device that permits us to lose several keys at one time. Meeting (noun) An event at which the minutes are...
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    Accidental Touch

    A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as...
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    Google Search really cool

    its the white house homepage ..:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: G.Bush is a failure..it works chekit out
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    effects of cloning, look at those criminals who cloned kids

    effects of cloning, look at those criminals who cloned kids
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    Cigarettes & Tampons

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisle. The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife, so she directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a...
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    Soccer Kamasuthra

    definetly i l do it
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    Why Beer is Better than Women

    kawuda danne naha welfare eke bata gagaha...bothele kate gahagen inne:lol: :lol: :lol:
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    meanings of GIRLS and BOY'S English

    ado notin suites me ban wat 2 do:( :( :( :lol: :lol:
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    Google Search really cool

    Try out the following steps and see what happens...! You will have to then ask one question. 1. Go to www.google.com 2. Type "failure" (without double quotes) in the search text box. 3. Press "I'm Feeling Lucky" button just next to "Google Search" button. 4. See what happens. Find it out...
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    meanings of GIRLS and BOY'S English

    wel most of them suite u:cool: :cool:

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