Lesbian (noun)
Just another damn woman trying to do a man's job.
Virginity
A big issue over a little tissue.
Water (noun)
A liquid that freezes slippery side up.
Keychain (noun)
A device that permits us to lose several keys at one time.
Meeting (noun)
An event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
ongue (noun)
A variety of meat.
Rarely served as it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.
Yogurt (noun)
Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other two are goulash and squid.
Recipe (noun)
A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat the rest of.
Just another damn woman trying to do a man's job.
Virginity
A big issue over a little tissue.
Water (noun)
A liquid that freezes slippery side up.
Keychain (noun)
A device that permits us to lose several keys at one time.
Meeting (noun)
An event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
ongue (noun)
A variety of meat.
Rarely served as it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.
Yogurt (noun)
Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other two are goulash and squid.
Recipe (noun)
A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat the rest of.
