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    For Sale

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    NIkan Hitapan... Mawa Watei

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    Ugly Face

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    How Time Pass

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    Kala Wadida Manda................

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    Usefull Web site

    Just Click on and Get Wat U Want Here is the link . . . . . . Click On me
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    Thoughts

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    Need A Song

    Any One Have FIFA Official music video song Plz Upload
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    Saddle

    INDIANS DON'T USE SADDLES... A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful...
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    Wsedding NIght

    A man and woman got married, and as they were old-fashioned, they had never had sexual relations. On their wedding night, as the man began to get undressed, his twisted and mangled toes came into view, causing his new bride to gasp. "Oh," he said, "I should have told you before now, I...
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    Apahu Marry Karanawada

    A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a bold question. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE...
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    Oil Change

    A man 80 years of age married a young lady. A year later he carried her to the hospital, and she had a baby. The nurse said to the man at your age how do you do that? The man said you just have to keep the motor running. Another year passes, and the man carries her back to the hospital, another...
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    X Girlfriend

    A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right...
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    Kauda Me liuma Liuwe...........

    The ***** sent this request to upper management: I, the *****, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment...
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    Letter to Be Loved Wife.............

    Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw...
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    How Long Does It Takes

    Our HERO WAS chatting with a female - Online chat. Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today? Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat Hero: wow...am honoured, u know what...
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    True Friend

    A Friend A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job. He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the...
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    Bla Bla BLa ..............

    Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out." They both were very faithful, loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over enthusiastic on Margaritas at the Rio. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in a cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she...
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    Me Koheda

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    Eye Test

    Read out loud the text inside the triangle below. More than likely you said, "A bird in the bush," and........ if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see that the word THE is repeated twice! Sorry, look again. Next, let's play with some words. What do you see? In black you can...

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