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    Abt Ramadan Festival

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    Amazing Notepad Trick

    This is amazing trick to hide simple txt file from other people, it's useful if you share one commuter with other people 1-open up command prompt window (start menu run type cmd) 2-choose with partion you want to save this file in my case i choosed C and then type c \ 3-first we going to...
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    'Abu Nidal the Terrorist' was really Mossad

    World's most prolific terrorist Israel Lays The Groundwork Israel took Abu Nidal, created Black September, and used Hollywood to flood your mind with crazed Arabs. These terrorists, under their pseudonyms, 'Carlos the Jackal', Arab Liberation Front, etc., blew up...
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    Same Matter

    Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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    Father's Age

    Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me.. Man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born..
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    Abt my Father

    Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted: $10. Teacher: You don't know maths. Ted: You don't know my father!
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    The problems with GIRLS:

    The problems with GIRLS: If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her; If u Don't, she says u are PROUD. If u DRESS nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her; If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.(no offence to Chennai) If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN; If u keep...
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    Morris n' Doctor

    Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just...
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    Keep Reading

    Three old guys are out walking. First one says, "Windy, isn't it?" Second one says, "No, its Thursday!" Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
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    HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND

    HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool You can stare at any Girl You don't have to spend money on her You won't get boring result in your board papers No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u Having a...
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    Magic

    While on holiday in Las Vegas a couple went to see a magic show. After one of the tricks the woman shouted out, "How did you do that?" The magician replied, "I could tell you, madam, but if I did then I would have to kill you." The woman thought for a few seconds and then shouted back...
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    Best worker

    Two workers meet one day in the canteen at work. One says to the other, "Have you heard the news? The Managing Director of the company died at the weekend." The other replies, "Yes, I know. But I want to know who died with him." "What do you mean, 'who died with him'?" asks the first. "Well, in...
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    Doctor and lawyer

    A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. As they talked they were constantly interupted by people describing their health problems and asking the doctor for medical advice. After an hour of this the doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people asking you for legal advice when...
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    Turkey

    A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?" The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs three kilogrammes. The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one...
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    I'm a university graduate

    Supermarket A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The supermarket manager greeted him with a smile and a handshake, and then gave him a brush, saying "Welcome to Smith's Supermarkets. Here is a brush - your first job is to sweep the floor." The young man looked...
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    Family Problem

    Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation." "A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married andI got myself a...
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    OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL

    75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr old girl. On their first night both were crying..........Why??? Because she didn't know anything and he had forgotten everything.
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    GOOD AMBITION

    Teacher: What do you want to become? Little Johnny: Doctor !! Teacher: Why? Little Johnny: Because its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
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    ARAB MAN

    An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. "Your name please?" "Imran" "Sex?" "Six times a week!!" "No, no, I mean male or female!" "Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel!"
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    NAMES OF WIVES

    A man had 4 wives, and he called his... 4th wife..... Baby doll 3rd wife.....China doll 2nd wife.... Barbie doll 1st wife..... Panadol !

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