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    Few Definitions

    School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters...
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    A Smart Businessman

    Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. Jack: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice" Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son: "Well, in that case…" Next Jack approaches Bill Gates. Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates...
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    Don't Lie to your mother

    A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's flat mate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the...
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    fact about husband & wife

    fact about husband & wife * Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. * It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or...
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    EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM HUBBY!!!!!

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    Wife waiting for husband

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    Mug Shot of Coffee Lover

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    Truck Lost A Tire

    The person who caught this picture had to be quick with their camera. A truck lost a tire while it was going down the road.
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    Safety Award Winners - 2007

    10th Place – The Porter 9th Place – Baggage handling at Airport 8th Place – Aircondition Installation 7th Place – Automobile Mechanic 6th Place – Fork Lift Lift 5th Place – Cable Fixing 4th Place –...
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    Dangerous Nap Spot

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    Scared Tennis Players

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    WTF? - Windows's BlueScreen of Death on Halo 3??

    WTF? - Windows's BlueScreen of Death on Halo 3??
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    Funny Way To Move A Car

    If you need to move a car but do not have money for a wrecker just call these guys. They can move your car for cheap!
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    Elephant Toilet

    Someone built a toilet for this elephant and taught him how to use it. If you look at the back of it you will notice that it is even hooked up to a pipe so they dont have to clean out the poo!!!
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    Remote Shutdown Computers on LAN

    Right click on desktop, create new short-cut. Type shutdown.exe -i Click next, type in name for your short-cut e.g. shutdown computers Click finish. Run the short-cut you just created. Now you can browse the network for computers to shutdown/reboot etc. or just type in the IP/Name of...
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    Using the Windows XP repair installation process

    Is your XP system is refusing to boot, giving you constant blue screens or other unpleasantness? before you decide to head off to your local computer shop or reinstall Windows yourself, give this tip a try. It may not work, but then again, it might fix everything, You will need a valid Windows...
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    Hardware Problems & Probable Solutions

    1. MONITOR LED IS BLINKING Check all the connections like Monitor Cable, Data cables,RAM, Display Card , CPU connections. 2. CONTINUOS THREE BEEPS Problem in RAM Connection. 3. THREE BEEPS ( 1 Long 2 Short) Problem in Display Card Connection 4. THREE LONG BEEPS PERIOD WISE Problem...
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    Increase the speed of the XP

    There are quite a few services you can disable from starting automatically. This would be to speed up your boot time and free resources. They are only suggestions so I suggestion you read the description of each one when you run Services and that you turn them off one at a time. Some...
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    In Windows XP - Easter Eggs And More Fun

    In Windows XP - Easter Eggs And More Fun :yes::yes: Bush Reference - Load up notepad - Type "bush hid the facts" - Save the document. Any name works - Close it - Open it again - What you open isn't what you typed
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    Router Commands Overview

    Router Commands Overview In this Article you will learn about the router commands, configurations, privileged mode commands, routing protocols, cisco labs and network configurations. There are hundreds of basic and advance level commands of a router. It is not easy to remember all the...

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