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    Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike? 16+

    1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. 2. Its best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory. 3. You can do it with no hands, but its best not to try it until you have a lot of experience. 4. Its easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot...
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    Birthday gift

    The wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband... 'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said. 'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!'...
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    The Bragging Catholics (Joke)

    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father' '. The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your...
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    Is My Time Up?

    A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay...
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    A Woman's Week at the Gym

    If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my husband purchased a week of personal training at the local health club...
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    ========== Post Ur Japanese Name Here ==========

    MY JAPANESE NAME IS "Tokarukukuto Mekatokiaririmeka"..:lol: HAHAHAHA....HAVE FUN... Please fill your name in Japanese (refer to table below) and send it to all of your friends to show how crazy it looks like.... and have fun. PLEASE POST URS........ DON'T SPOIL THE FUN A - ka B -...
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    Do Men Remember Anniversaries?

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall...
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    Super Hitech Sardar

    American, Japanese, and a Sardar were sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. A few minutes later a...
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    When Indians Take Foreigners' Abroad

    It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let us begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for...
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    The Wrong Thing

    The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entirelength looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a welldressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle... The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in...
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    Change my room

    The drunk staggered up to the hotel reception and demanded his room be changed. "But sir," said the clerk, "you have the best room in the hotel." "I insist on another room!!" said the drunk. "Very good, sir. I`ll change you from 502 to 555. Would you mind telling me why you don't like...
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    I am a Father

    A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that. " The...
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    Send Men Immediately

    A Lady Rector of a Ladies hostel was fond of using English language though she was not good in English. She was also fond of using very small sentenses to communicate. Always in hurry she used to creat lots if funny situations. Once the electricity of her ladies hostel went off at midnight...
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    "my wife's expecting."

    A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife's expecting." "Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck." The following week the same soldier was back...
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    Engagement Ring

    Nowadays, the engagement ring is a staple in our Western culture. It's taken for granted that if you want to tie the knot, you'll need a ring to show you're serious about a girl. Everyday guys come in our store needing to find the perfect ring, but few know why or how a ring has become the...
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    A SMALL PACKET ?

    WHEN THE BOY WAS RETURNING AFTER HIS MARRIAGE…HE FOUND HIS WIFE HOLDING A SMALL PACKET.. THE BOY ASKED……..WHATS THERE IN THAT PACKET.. WIFE REPLIED…..DARLING THIS IS THE SECRET OF MY LIFE...PLS NEVER OPEN IT OR ASK ME ABOUT IT FURTHER….OTHERWISE OUR MARRIAGE WILL BE IN TROUBLE.... THE...
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    Height of Communication GAP

    Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone...
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    Beauty Secrets

    For attractive lips, Speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, Seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, Share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, Let a child run his fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge You never walk alone. We leave you...
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    To be a Manager [ IT joke ]

    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one handvand a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee". The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up". He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket...
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    Confusing Name

    An Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name. He got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet. They said that they have been calling...

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