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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    I got Windows 7 Genuine DVD's

    I participated for Installing and Configuring Windows 7 Workshop,Which cost me Rs:26000/=.Therefore i got Genuine Windwows 7 both 32bit And 64bit versions+Microsoft Exam voucher(Which is about Rs:15000/=)+Course handbook and companion CD.
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    I got the Centigratz Collectors Edition CD

    Thx GT:)
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    Pregnant unwed daughter

    A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, She confides this ' news' to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops...
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    The Driver's Licence

    A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do! You weigh?" "Now really," the...
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    Whats Matter Honey...?

    A wife awoke early one morning to the sounds of her husband angrily banging around pots and pans in the kitchens. When she goes downstairs, she sees that he is looking for something to eat but, more importantly, is very upset about something. "What's the problem, darling? Didn't your program...
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    MAN WITH NO ARMS

    A man lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and a lot of things that took two arms. One day he could not stand it anymore. He decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a tall building to jump off. He...
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    How's My new Sigi?

    Commentz plz:)
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    The Final Prediction

    A low cost budget film crew was shooting on an Indian Reservoir beach about natural psychic abilities of ancient American Indians. Suddenly an Indian shows up, walks to the Director and says, “Tomorrow wind Storm, No shooting please. “ Sure enough a storm came and Director saved lots of money...
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    Secret Coded Message

    George Bush After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama Bin Laden is still alive', Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own hand writing to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it c ontained a single line of coded message...
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    ||||~Only For All ElaKiri Gamers~||||

    Year games Colin McRae: DiRT 2: 2009 Genre: Arcade / Racing (Cars) / 3D Developer: Codemasters Studios Publisher: Codemasters Platform: PC Size: 1.34 GB Released in the U.S.: 1 December 2009 Released in Euro: 3 December 2009 Release date in Russia: 10 December 2009 Description of Colin McRae...
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    The.Final.Destination (2009) 720p.BluRay.x264.DTS-WiKi

    The.Final.Destination.2009.720p.BluRay.x264.DTS-WiKi sample http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VV3E41TX pass: tehparadox.com ... single extraction http://netload.in/dateiPEkE9Dwupb/FDest09iKi.part01.rar.htm http://netload.in/dateiSF9Il8A4VX/FDest09iKi.part05.rar.htm...
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    What an Awesome Reply

    It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall. All the people from the department had been called. The VP was looking much tensed. The mood was so bad. My friend asked me -"Hey, what is this meeting all about? I told - May be they will decide on when to have the next meeting...
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    Santa in Intensive care unit

    A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care unit ward, put in a bed tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand...
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    Heaven

    A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling...
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    Logistics and Organization

    After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to...
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    Handsome American

    A crazy Desi was running amuck in central business area of Banglore. He saw one American guy. He approached him and said, "You are Japanese." The American said, "No, I am American." Crazy Desi goes again raising his voice, "No you are Japanese." The polite American said, "No, No, I am...
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    The Photographer and the Pilot

    The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great bush fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his office to hire a plane "It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he got to...
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    AGRICULTURAL REP.

    A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer; "I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said: "OK, but you better not go in that field." In a wise-arse tone the Ag. Representative said, "I have the authority of the U. S. Government...
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    If egg attack on your car - very important

    Hi All, Its a very important info...Please follow & tell others as well. If you are driving at night & were attacked with eggs on your car's windshield, please do not operate your wiper or spray water/liquid of any kind. Eggs when mixed with water turns milky & it will block your vision up...
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    Why Parents Age So Fast

    A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? " "Is your daddy home?" he asked. " Yes ," whispered...

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