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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Courtesy Towards Lady

    Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But Mom, I was sitting on Daddy's Lap.
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    A mother's advise

    O my daughter, you are about to leave the home in which you grew up, where you first learned to walk, to go to a place you do not know, to a companion with whom you are unfamiliar. ************ Take from me ten qualities, which will be a provision and a reminder for you. ************...
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    10 rules to stay young.

    1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height.Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them!" *********** 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. *********** 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening...
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    Certain Things In Life !

    The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said...
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    Windows Help

    If you can plz find me working links of Windows Server 2008 R2 Enterprise edition
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    Is windows a virus ??

    No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that. 3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does...
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    Laugh... with Viagara

    At school little Johnny's class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: 'Tylenol?' 'Very good! And what is it used for?' 'It is used for a headache.' The second pupil said...
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    Family Problem

    Once two men sat in a bar drinking. The first one said to the other ,"I have a hell lot of family problems." The second one said ,"I'll tell you mine. I married a widow having a young daughter. My father married my daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my...
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    Four Old Ladies

    Four older ladies are sitting around playing bridge. The first lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you and I never will; we have been friends for too long."...
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    Gujarati Funeral ...

    A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her...
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    HAVE A LAUGH

    LIFE AFTER DEATH: "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. "YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED. "WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE," THE BOSS WENT ON. "AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL, SHE STOPPED IN TO SEE YOU...
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    MARRIED LIFE

    MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING !! ****************** A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, Couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be...
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    Why, Angelina Jolie?

    Bush & Obama were sitting in a bar. A Guy approaches and inquires: “What are you guys up to?” Bush: “We are planning for World War III." Guy: “Really, what's going to happen?" Bush: “Well, this time we are going to kill 140 Million people and Angelina Jolie..!" Guy: "Angelina jolie...
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    A Happy Married Life

    MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING !! ************ ****** A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, Couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll...
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    Worst Day of my Life

    There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink . He stays like that for half-hour. Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: " Come on...
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    Smartest Female Ever

    There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real 'miser' when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife... 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife...
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    Skin Transplant Surgery

    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the...
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    Six or Seven?

    Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Sir Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I...
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    Making a Baby (Hilarious)

    Making a baby. This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!-- The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife good-bye and said, 'Well, I'm...
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    Indians Vs. Americans

    An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Indian ignores the American who begins to chat: The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely? The Indian: Of course! The American: We do not. We only eat the inner part; the crust is put...

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