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  1. vidura99

    'statue

    A woman was in bed with her lover, Steve, when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner." ;):confused::confused: She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. :eek: "Don't move until I tell you to," she...
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    can I ride

    A couple were in thier bed ready to make love when their four year old son walked in an asked Daddy can I ride on your back, The Dad said no, when the wife told her husband it's OK honey he doesn't know whats going on, so he agreed. As they got in to the throws of passion and the wife started...
  3. vidura99

    snake

    A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the...
  4. vidura99

    PANDA

    A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" :angry::angry::angry...
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    Computer Industry Acronyms

    CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months - PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms - ISDN: It Still Does Nothing - MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed - DOS: Defunct Operating System - WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System - OS/2: Obsolete...
  6. vidura99

    A Guy's Job

    A guy sticks his location, In a girl's destinstion, To increase the population, For the next generation. Do you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:P:P:rofl::rofl:
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    Viagra

    A young man goes to visit his grandfather in the nursing home. He asks the elderly gentleman how he has been sleeping at night. The grandfather replies that they give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet every night before he goes to bed and he sleeps like a baby. The man thinks...
  8. vidura99

    16+ Save the Whale...

    :P:P:P:P:P:D:D
  9. vidura99

    use Computer in Winter

  10. vidura99

    Cheetah 16+

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::P:P
  11. vidura99

    animals in these photos?

  12. vidura99

    lolcopter

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
  13. vidura99

    ATMs is Different Countries

    ENGLAND
  14. vidura99

    Titanic 2

    looks like gay couple ???? :P:P:P:P:P
  15. vidura99

    The 11th Husband 16+

    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin". :rolleyes::rolleyes: "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" :oo::oo::oo...
  16. vidura99

    play the violin

    "Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?" "Yes, of course..." "Great! I never could before!" :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  17. vidura99

    finger

    A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and...
  18. vidura99

    911

    Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot. The horrified nurse said, "Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an...
  19. vidura99

    husband

    A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!" :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    Hair in the soup

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