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    Whispers

    The man whispered, "God, speak to me" and a meadowlark sang. But, the man did not hear. So the man yelled, "God, speak to me" and the thunder rolled across the sky. But, the man did not listen. The man looked around and said, "God, let me see you." And a star shined brightly. But the man did...
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    school answering machine

    This is the message that apparently a Secondary School staff in the Midlands voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. It came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and Parents to...
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    Elderly woes

    Elderly woes ... [ SENIORS GIVING BIRTH ] With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not...
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    Do something nice

    Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was...
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    The KGB assassin

    The KGB had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the KGB agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow...
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    -Which movie you watched last? -

    Bitch Slap Blu-Ray
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    My New Girl friend

    £699.99
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    My New Girl friend

    Na machan.Danata nam ehema awlak nea
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    ElaKiri Mr. 2010 Contest! Grand Final Vote Now!

    Dan meken dinana ekata Ferrari ekakeath denawa kiwwada? :lol:
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    Amdon

    Little Amdon was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. Teacher: "Amdon, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, with your gun how many would be left?" Amdon: "None," replied Amdon, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well...
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    My New Girl friend

    Yahoo ID ekawath diyan. Thx for the advice machan.:D
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    My New Girl friend

    Ela:D
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    My New Girl friend

    I came 20th Feb. I'm going to ICON College machan.
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    My New Girl friend

    Machan umbala dennage skype id deka deepanko. Mata wisthara tikak danaganna
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    My New Girl friend

    :confused:Koheda ban e? Mamanam ahuweth ada. Thama awilla 1 week witharane
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    My New Girl friend

    Umba koheda machan inne? Danata nam ehema awlak nea ban;)
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    My New Girl friend

    Adow umbala koheda ban inne? Mama inne EastHam
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    My New Girl friend

    :yes:

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