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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    GeForce GTX 480/470 OUT on March 27th!!

    Ane manda Sarath :lol:
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    GeForce GTX 480/470 OUT on March 27th!!

    What happened to 300 series? Computer gilmart da? :lol:
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    -Which movie you watched last? -

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    Overconfidence

    It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild...
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    Sitting for Two

    In a crowded bus an older Monk, asked a standing pretty young woman to sit on his lap, which woman did to avoid getting bumped to other opportunists standing around. In a short while she jumps and stands up. Anxious to help damsel in distress other passengers started watching curiously for...
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    GT duppath welada ?

    Paw:lol: Ubala wage anunge kunu hoyana para ballo thama meke inna ikai duk:(a
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    Souvenir for Sweetheart

    To a business husband traveling to India and back, wife started reminding him how to benefit from such trips, buy and bring things for cheap from foreign. She said, "When you are in India buy a few Sarees for me, on your way back when you stop at Dubai, buy lots of jewelleries for me. and...
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    GT duppath welada ?

    Ane paw:lol:Umba GT ta mulin kiyapuwa edit kalata ewa Balanna GT ta puluwan harida:P Eka hinda kata puka wahagena hitu:D
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    Resting The Balls

    On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Canada, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a petrol station in a remote part of the countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the morning to you, sir" says the...
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    GT duppath welada ?

    Edit keruwe Ai? Bayada?:lol:
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    GT duppath welada ?

    Umbalage thaththada GT ta salli denne server maintain karanna?
  12. Dreamworks_naveen

    Women are always Clever

    Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to...
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    Scenario in various parts of India

    Ever observed this ..while in Mumbai ..Delhi ..and so on ..read on Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata ****** Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and...
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    Troubled Husband

    Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores. We have documented all incidents on our...
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    Insulting a Woman

    A newly wed couple Naren and Nita came to live in an apartment where right across lived a young attractive man. Naren was bragging to his friend, "My wife is so smart that she caught the guy across the window peeping us nude in action into our Apartment. She was so angered that she wanted to...
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    THE BEST Put Down LINE EVER

    For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!' General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this...
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    Idiot

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T...
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    two drunks

    These two drunks were in a bar. One said to the other, "I have to go for a piss." The other said, "I have to go, too. Tell you what, why don't you go for me while you're in there." The first drunk guy says, "Ok." He staggers to the john, and is gone for a long time. When he comes back, he...
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    the silent treatment

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and...
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    Light Waight Jokes

    Rocket to Moon On the first night of honeymoon the wife crazy husband says, "My sweet darling, I am going to take you to moon tonight." The impatient wife says, "Sure, but first at least let's see the rocket to get there." ******* Period of Patience Dad went to school for getting the report...

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