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    Nokia 6600 New Edtion

    Nokia 6600 fold Nokia 6600 fold mobile phone : The Nokia 6600 fold mobile phone has just been introduced by Nokia. The new mobile phone balances stunning and sophisticated looks with the latest in mobile functionality. The Nokia 6600 fold presents a smooth, minimalist design and many...
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    Nokia Supernova Phones

    Nokia 7610 Supernova Nokia 7610 Supernova mobile phone : Recognizing that no one style fits all, Nokia unveiled a new range of products to let consumers express their personal styles on a number of levels ranging from stylish designs, to personalization through vibrantly hued exchangeable...
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    Salary raise

    I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime I work in a dark workplace that has...
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    The Men's Guide To Female English

    We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're ... so manly = You need a...
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    Doctors never laugh.....

    Doctors never laugh... Bob went to the doctor with a problem and asked the doctor not to laugh. the Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the...
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    The Women's Guide To Male English

    I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy I'm tired = I'm tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you May I...
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    My Little Rap Albums Collection

    40. Cal - Broken Safety 1. 40. Cal - 40 Cal's 2. 40. Cal - Dip-Dip feat. Juelz Santana 3. 40. Cal - Celebrity Hustla 4. 40. Cal - Hostile Takeova feat. Hell Rell 5. 40. Cal - The Big Boys feat. Jha Jha 6. 40. Cal - Drama Season 7. 40. Cal - Hi-Road feat. Hell Rell 8. 40. Cal - Since U Been...
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    Game Serialz [ElaKiri PICK!]

    Need a game serial check this list.
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    [Tutorial]Kaspersky 7&8 KAV&KIS Unblacklisting Method

    Attention for those who didn't read until bottom , the Patch works only if the AV is installed as Default in C:/Program Files/Kaspersky Are you using a 'pirate' copy of KAV ? Are you tired of changing the license up to 3 times a month ? Don't stress yourself , Here's my solution...
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    Web Elements Deluxe: WebDesign Graphics Collection

    This amazing collection of over 3500 website graphic elements includes all the components you need to create dozens of cash pulling sites in lightning quick time. Web Elements Includes... * Hundreds of Animated Elements and Accents * Attention Grabbing Arrows - Bullets and Stars...
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    New films in Sri Lanka

    The Devil wears Bata A story of revenge and pair of lost rubber slippers. Starring Ranjan Ramanayake (Lankem Romeolus), Anarkali (Julilatha), and a private bus. Shot entirely on the 138 bus route, this movie features amazing shots of feet and a crushed wart. Stunts by a bus conductor and...
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    pizzangeth pizzo

    pizzo dedenek bicicale yaddi pittaniyake oru padina thawath pizzo dennekwa pennala eka pissek kiwwalu ara balapan ara pizzo denna gode oru padinawa ethecota anith pissa kiwwalu ow ban ammapa aththetame mata peenanna puluwannam mang gihilla un dennata gahala enawa. :lol::lol::lol:
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    Best 3 SMS's

    The best Arguing with boss is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying. Second Best: How amazing!! - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins. Third Best SMS: Boys...
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    The Origin of Amandanandaya

    once upon a time there was a silly boy in a village. As the time goes the villagers thought to do a drama to raise funds for the welfare society. So they wrote a script and started to search for actors. Then their was a role in this play called "Nandaya". This was a real stupid role and no one...
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    Driving Exam Answers

    Driving Exam Answers The following are real answers submitted in Driving Exams by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. Q:Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q:Who has the right of way...
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    Do You Believe In Ghosts?...Watch This...

    Let me know what you guys think..... you will come a believer after watching this... :nerd::nerd::nerd: eo8CP9Hhb58 QfZItov1BUo&feature=related kE_C1FXRo20&feature=related YLMVGTWCJpQ&feature=related mvKZPA8wFPc&feature=related maQsaaO2_gg&feature=related
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    Do You Believe In Ghosts?...Watch This...

    Let me know what you guys think..... you will come a believer after watching this... :nerd::nerd::nerd: eo8CP9Hhb58 QfZItov1BUo&feature=related kE_C1FXRo20&feature=related YLMVGTWCJpQ&feature=related mvKZPA8wFPc&feature=related maQsaaO2_gg&feature=related
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    A well Built Woman WantedImage

    A well Built Woman Wanted
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    To make a woman happy.....

    To make a woman happy..... A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 16. A psychologist 17. A...
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    Special meaning of numbers

    What's Special About This Number? 0 is the additive identity. 1 is the multiplicative identity. 2 is the only even prime. 3 is the number of spatial dimensions we live in. 4 is the smallest number of colors sufficient to color all planar maps. 5 is the number of Platonic solids. 6 is...

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