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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    GAMING MOMENTS ! ! !

    Crysis Warhead
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    GAMING MOMENTS ! ! !

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    When Indians Take Foreigners' Abroad

    It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let us begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for...
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    The Wrong Thing

    The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entirelength looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a welldressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle... The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in...
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    Post your X-FIRE gaming history

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    GAMING MOMENTS ! ! !

    Crysis Finished
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    GAMING MOMENTS ! ! !

    Crysis
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    -Which movie you watched last? -

    Wrong Turn 3 : Left for dead Blu-Ray
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    Change my room

    The drunk staggered up to the hotel reception and demanded his room be changed. "But sir," said the clerk, "you have the best room in the hotel." "I insist on another room!!" said the drunk. "Very good, sir. I`ll change you from 502 to 555. Would you mind telling me why you don't like...
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    I am a Father

    A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that. " The...
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    Send Men Immediately

    A Lady Rector of a Ladies hostel was fond of using English language though she was not good in English. She was also fond of using very small sentenses to communicate. Always in hurry she used to creat lots if funny situations. Once the electricity of her ladies hostel went off at midnight...
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    "my wife's expecting."

    A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife's expecting." "Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck." The following week the same soldier was back...
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    Engagement Ring

    Nowadays, the engagement ring is a staple in our Western culture. It's taken for granted that if you want to tie the knot, you'll need a ring to show you're serious about a girl. Everyday guys come in our store needing to find the perfect ring, but few know why or how a ring has become the...
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    A SMALL PACKET ?

    WHEN THE BOY WAS RETURNING AFTER HIS MARRIAGE…HE FOUND HIS WIFE HOLDING A SMALL PACKET.. THE BOY ASKED……..WHATS THERE IN THAT PACKET.. WIFE REPLIED…..DARLING THIS IS THE SECRET OF MY LIFE...PLS NEVER OPEN IT OR ASK ME ABOUT IT FURTHER….OTHERWISE OUR MARRIAGE WILL BE IN TROUBLE.... THE...
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    Height of Communication GAP

    Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone...
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    Beauty Secrets

    For attractive lips, Speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, Seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, Share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, Let a child run his fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge You never walk alone. We leave you...
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    To be a Manager [ IT joke ]

    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one handvand a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee". The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up". He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket...
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    Windows Help

    2008 R2 ban oona.Anika Microsoft eke thiyenne trial ne ban
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    Confusing Name

    An Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name. He got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet. They said that they have been calling...
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    Courtesy Towards Lady

    Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But Mom, I was sitting on Daddy's Lap.

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