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  1. gayankuwait

    hmm

    One day a bachelor, who was a poor tipper, walked into his favorite restaurant and ordered lunch. A new waitress served his meal and received a three cent tip. When he came in the next day, she thanked him for his 'generosity' and she said she could tell the character of a diner by the way he...
  2. gayankuwait

    18+18+18+ only

    Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a...
  3. gayankuwait

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    TEACHER: Why are you late? amdan: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? amdan: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
  4. gayankuwait

    restroom

  5. gayankuwait

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  6. gayankuwait

    හිනාවෙන උන්ට

    Teleophone bill The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... On a Saturday morning... after breakfast... Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office. Mum...
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    Teaching good manners (18+ joke)

    During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students, one by one. "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked. "Just a minute, I have to go piss." The teacher replied "That...
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    පු%න් කැපුවොත් කැල්ලක් කිලෝ 10යි

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  9. gayankuwait

    moda yakku

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  10. gayankuwait

    lol

    A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. "What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl. The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, "The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the...
  11. gayankuwait

    Story of Newton's laws:

    A Cow was walking. NEWTON stopped it. It stopped. He found his first law, "An object continues to move unless it's stopped". then He gave a FORCE by kicking the Cow, it gave a Sound "MA"! He formulated the 2nd law, F=MA!! After sometime the Cow gave a kick to Newton, then he...
  12. gayankuwait

    18+ පොඩි ළමයි ලග ඉන්නවෝ oooooooo

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  13. gayankuwait

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  14. gayankuwait

    Boom Boom

    There were these three guys. An American, a Hispanic, and a Russian. They decided to go hunting. The American went out in the morning and came back with a Deer. The Hispanic asked, "How did you get the deer?" The American answered," I followed the tracks and boom boom I got this deer. So, the...
  15. gayankuwait

    Baby!!

    After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine.' 'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even though you and your wife both have black...
  16. gayankuwait

    Naughty answers ! +18

    Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipp*es for ? A: Its Braille for "su*k here". Q: Why did God give men pe*ises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. Q: What is an Australian kiss? A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under. Q: What do you do...
  17. gayankuwait

    Simple Joke......

    THE VOICE A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to...
  18. gayankuwait

    love

    Kiss- Height of luv Nip*le- Peak of luv Bo*bs- Shape of luv Pe*is- Length of luv Pu*sy- Depth of luv As*- Base of luv Testicles- Weight of luv Fu*k- Experience of luv S*ck- Taste of luv Masturbation- Substitute of luv Condom- Care of luv Sperm- Cream of luv Marriage- Mistake of luv Pregnancy-...
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    some Adultz Funny Jokes +18

    A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window. Wie yells: That guy just screwed me twice! Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once? Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.
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    Police complaint 18+

    Lady: Hello! Police station, A man has entered into my house and is raping me right now. Cannn youuu, aaah, ohooh oh yes, oh god, arressst himmm tommmorrow...?! if you like add some rep

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