Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipp*es for ?
A: Its Braille for "su*k here".
Q: Why did God give men pe*ises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.
Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: Why can't you trust a woman?
A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't
die?
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take
your house and car with them.
Q: What's the speed limit of sêx?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
A: Its Braille for "su*k here".
Q: Why did God give men pe*ises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.
Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: Why can't you trust a woman?
A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't
die?
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take
your house and car with them.
Q: What's the speed limit of sêx?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
