Q. Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
A. They always forget the recipe.
Q. How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
A. He threw it off a cliff.
Q. What do you see when you look into a Sardar's
eyes?
A. The back of his head.
Q. Why does Sardar always smile during lightning
storms?
A. They think their picture is being taken.
Q. Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their
shoes?
A. Toes Go In First.
Q. How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
Q. How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A. Tell him the drinks are on the house.
A. They always forget the recipe.
Q. How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
A. He threw it off a cliff.
Q. What do you see when you look into a Sardar's
eyes?
A. The back of his head.
Q. Why does Sardar always smile during lightning
storms?
A. They think their picture is being taken.
Q. Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their
shoes?
A. Toes Go In First.
Q. How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
Q. How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A. Tell him the drinks are on the house.
