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    Mervin Silva

    Mervyn Silva: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Mervyn Silva: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Mervyn Silva: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Mervyn Silva: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call"...
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    අධ්‍යාපනයේ තරම

    අධ්‍යාපනයේ තරම
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    7 Engineers and 7 Doctors

    7 Engineers and 7 Doctors.... 7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So they both gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI): ------------ --------- ---------...
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    FOREST MEETING

    I am going to tell a story listen carefully Once there was a meeting held between the animals in the forest. The animals that came to the meeting are: The TIGER The LION The BEAR The MONKEY The FOX The Wolf and all others BUT...
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    FINAL ROUTE

    An elderly laywer was about to die. One day he told his wife he had come up with a way to take all of the money he had with him to heaven. He told his wife to put all of his money in the attic so when he died he could grab it on the way up. ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;; ; ; A couple of weeks...
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    Cunning Principal

    Once four MBA students were partying till late night and didn't study for the test, which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. Then they went up to the dean and said that...
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    American Job Hunting

    John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock - (MADE IN JAPAN ) - for 6 am While his coffeepot - (MADE IN CHINA ) - was perking, he shaved with his electric razor - (MADE IN HONG KONG ) He put on a dress shirt - (MADE IN SRI LANKA ) designer jeans - (MADE IN SINGAPORE )...
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    MISTAKE

    If a barber makes a mistake, It's a new style... If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident... If a doctor makes a mistake, It's an operation... If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture... If parents makes a mistake, It is a new generation... If a...
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    ::::: FUN Bites :::::

    thnx machan thawa dannakooo
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    Sinduwen Sinduwa

    ලා හිරු පායලා පිපී මල් යායක් නෑවිලා.....
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    A prayer from a child... Hehehe..

    :yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:
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    Language barriers

    THNX
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    Woman describe a spare part!

    Thnx 4 da cmmnts
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    Surgeons' preference

    thnx bro
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    WOMEN ARE CLEVER

    A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the...
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    Surgeons' preference

    Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside...

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