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    Award Winning Photograph!

    Sorry macho
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    Woman describe a spare part!

    Yesterday I was having some work done at the workshop. A woman came in and asked for a 'seven-hundred- ten'. We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new...
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    Award Winning Photograph!

    NOTICE CAMELS first & then read the message below: This is a picture taken directly above these camels in the desert at sunset. It is considered one of the best pictures of the year. Look closely, the camels are the little white lines in the picture. The black you see are just...
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    Chinese detective - humor at its best !

    A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest one he could find. This is his report: Most honorable sir, You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I...
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    Man & Woman

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ____________ _________ _________ OFFICE AR ITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb...
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    Language barriers

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    Language barriers

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    Language barriers

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    Screen cleaner

    I know you don't clean your computer screen very often And it is hard to do the inside, so here is my present to you. (just click on the word "here" above)
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    Ways To Know That You Love Someone

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    Awesome Toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston THE LADY IS GETTING READY TO ENTER!! Now that you've seen the outside view, take a look...
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    Who says earth is biggest.... Look at this...

    Watch slowly what happens...................
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    English Skills....

    This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!! Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama... The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama...
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    A prayer from a child... Hehehe..

    Dear God, Please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer...... Amen.................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Drive thru ATM - ATM Instructions.....

    A new sign in the Bank reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATMs enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicle. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After...
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    ~*~Types Of Girls~*~

    HARD DISK GIRLS: she remembers everything, FOREVER RAM GIRLS: she forget about you, the moment turn her off WINDOWS GIRLS: everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER GIRLS: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun INTERNET GIRLS...
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    Ways To Know That You Love Someone

    Thanx machanla

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