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    10 reasons...

    10 Reasons Why God Created Eve! 10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because he knew men would never ask directions. 9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what's on television, they want to see what...
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    Why gals dont put the mobile at vibration mode on their t-shirt's pocket?? Because in vibration milk become lassi!!
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    Secret of long life Morning two eggs, evening two pegs ......and night two legs
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    loving star girls sold their souls just for RS.10,000

    Honda wede oowata yanawata
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    Presence of Mind

    John works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked John for half a kilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sold 1 kg packets of butter, but the man was persistent. The boy said he'd go ask his manager what to do. John walked into the back room and said, "There's a bloody fellow...
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    I am just fine..

    Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,"' asked the lawyer...
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    a Lawyer

    One afternoon a Lawyer was driving home when he saw a man eating grass by the side of the road "Why are doing that?" the lawyer asked. "I don't have any money for food"'the man replied. "Oh,then you must come with me"."But,Sir,I have a wife and five children." "They are all welcom". So the...
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    The new age

    Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling...
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    Bon Free, Taxed to death

    A little boy wanted Rs 50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs 50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, they decided to forward it to the Prime Minister as a joke. The Prime...
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    Is Your Dad Home?

    A farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door. "Is your Dad home"? the farmer asked. "Sorry mate, he isn't" the boy replied. "He went into town." "Well," said the farmer, "Is your mum here"? "No, sir...
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    Best women 2 marry

    Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot". The second man married...
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    Can you sell a dead donkey?

    A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night." Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me...
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    The Dangerous Speeding Lady

    A mature (over 50) lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older...
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    GAMING MOMENTS ! ! !

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    RS Premium for sale

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    GAMING MOMENTS ! ! !

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    CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

    Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your..." Customer: "Hello, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610" Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh...
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    $600 rebate!

    Dr. Marc Faber concluded his monthly bulletin (June 2008) with the following: ''The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China . If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India...
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    Pinwath Elakiri Kattiya Wethatai!!

    VGA eka mokadda?HDD keeyada?CD/DVD ROM keeyada?Fans?
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    Two lawyers

    Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the...

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