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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    The Fern and the Bamboo

    One day I decided to quit.... I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality. ... I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. "God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me... "Look around", He said. "Do you see...
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    Child's query

    Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
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    I Know You Know (2008) R5 XviD-DEViSE

    I know you know bakamoono :lol:
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    Creation or Evolution

    A little girl asked her father: 'How did the human race appear?' The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.' Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the...
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    Pinwath Elakiri Kattiya Wethatai!!

    Sure ekatama umbe PC ekata umbe thiyena PSU eka madi.(Watts)
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    Some Wife Bashers

    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in! ********** A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when...
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    Cold water

    A young man went to his grandfather's place to stay for the weekend. He was sitting down to lunch when he noticed that the spoons and forks were encrusted in a thin filmy substance. He asked his grandfather,"Are you sure you washed it properly?" "As clean as cold water can get it" was...
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    English of Gujarat

    EXPRESSION NOT THE LANGUAGE In a hotel in Ahmedabad: It Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice. ** In a hotel lobby in Surat: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be...
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    Some light jokes

    Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. ~~~~~~ A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a...
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    -Which movie you watched last? -

    Feast Blu-Ray
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    Business Ethics

    Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: 'I will choose my own bride!' Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.' Son: 'Well, in that case...ok' Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.' Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to...
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    Boy is making fun of his girl friend and says to her in a poem, " Six plus three is nine, I can enter in you but you cant enter in mine". Girl instantly replies, " Five plus four is also nine, I can measure your length but you can't depth of mine"
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    Who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman? The woman, of course. Look at it this way. When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, what feels better - your finger or your ear?
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    A cute Nurse came 4 the interview. Dr: What salary U Xpect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
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    Trick To The Top

    A corporation advertised all kinds of positions to fill for their new office in a big city, the candidates were selected based on their resume and tested for their aptitude for the positions The corporation put around one hundred baseball balls in some particular order in a closed room with...
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    World's shortest essay

    This is a story of a 16 year old boy from New Hampshire who won the World's shortest essay competition. He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard for his Imagination and humor .... Here's an example of absolute Brilliance.... Shortest Essay: An English university creative...
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    Witty answers - read and enjoy ... :))

    Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. *********** Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste? Customer : No, I can't. Waiter : Then does it really matter? ***********...
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    Resumes and Cover Letters

    1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience. 2. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms. 3. Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year. 4. Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave. 5. Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial...
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    Laywer's BMW

    A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he...
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    His and Her Diaries

    1. HER DIARY Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I...

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