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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Ladies vs the real women

    LADIES VS. REAL WOMEN Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's stillcooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt foran instant"fix-me-up." Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking,that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real...
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    Supernatural Power

    There was this case in this hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed on Friday mornings around 9am regardless of their age, gender, medical history or medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural...
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    Diary Of a Young Wife

    Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though...
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    Telephonic assistance is on its way!

    \ Most of us have now learned to live with automated telephony as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the god decided to install it? Imagine praying and hearing the following: > Thank you for calling Jehovah/Allah/and all the rest...
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    Wisdom is having a lot to say and not always saying it. Think before you act; think twice before you speak.
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    Knowledge is information. Wisdom is knowing what to do with the information you have.
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    The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love" because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!
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    Same service...

    A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it`s all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs...
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    Examinations special

    Special offer........ Bring a chit on exam day, Scratch and show it to your nearest teacher And win a free trip to Principal's office And enjoy 3 years vacation at home. Hurry offer valid until exams only.... It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our...
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    Send it to your boss

    People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes People who do less work... make less mistakes People who do no work... make no mistakes People who make no mistakes... gets promoted That's why I spend most of my time Sending e-mails & playing games at work , I need a promotion.
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    IT Heights...

    IT Heights... ( Computers Jokes ) HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails. HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week. HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION: The email...
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    Marriage...

    A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 2:00 AM, he...
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    Cash Withdrawal from ATM

    1. Park the car 2. Go to ATM Machine 3. Insert card 4. Enter PIN 5. Take money out 6. Take ATM Card out 7. Drive away
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    SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE

    Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going...
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    Marriage quotes

    There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!" Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense. When a newly...
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    Smile a while - Have fun

    "YOU love someone YOU marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id" ********* There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every...
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    Internet friendship proposals

    Different kinds of Internet friendship proposals Will u be my frinedship with me? Plz?????? (ya sure) I'm all alone and in need of frinedship and friends. (ill gladly be ur friend if only you wud improve ur English) Helelo I want friesship with u. (that reminds me of kkkkkiran) I want to be...
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    Difference between appraisal and resignation

    A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?" Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation? " Trainee: "Yes I do" Boss: "So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation" Comparison study : Appraisal and...
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    Interesting chat

    Our FRIEND WAS chatting with a female - Online chat. (Background both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's) Hero : Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today? Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat Hero : wow...am...
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    The Resignation Letter

    A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:- Dear Sir...

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