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    Missing Wife

    A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing." The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?" "A month." "Why did you wait so long to report it?" "Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream, then I realized I didn't have any clean clothes to wear."
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    management & engineers

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am." The man below replied "You're in a hot air...
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    Q: Why do most women sleep in the afternoon ? A: So that they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor performance!!
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    Dentist didn’t get erection on wedding night so he used finger. Wife: What's this? Nothing honey just a temporary filling.
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    Husband: I fancy kinky sexhow about I cum in ur ear? Wife: NoI might go deaf! Husband: I’ve been cumin in ur mouth 4 15yrs & u r still f*ckin talking.
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    Engineers jokes

    Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane? A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way. ---------------------------------------------------------- Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the...
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    Good read

    The American president-elect Barack Obama is said to have called 15 world leaders so far, including presidents or prime ministers or kings of Australia, Britain, Canada, France, Germany, Israel, Japan, Mexico, South Korea, Egypt, Italy, Saudi Arabia, Spain, Poland and Pakistan. Surprisingly...
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    Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It's called the Anal Optic Nerve and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don't believe ittry to pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye!!
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    -Which movie you watched last? -

    What Happens in Vegas Blu-Ray RIP
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    Good One Liner

    Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil In bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed. What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink. Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great...
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    A Policeman Testifies in Court

    If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"...
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    10 LAWS OF COMPUTING

    1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it. 4. When...
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    A man used to have sex with his wife using milk as lubricant. Later she was rushed to hospitalwhen the Doctar came Out of O.T. said no baby or baba just 1kg MAWA.
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    I love you in blue. I love you in red but tell you the truth I love you most in bed.
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    WORK Virus

    There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private...
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    extra marital affairs

    The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He...
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    I was waitin da nite to see da moon It didn't appear so i called da Sky 2 ask where da moon is? It told me da moon is readin ur msg:)
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    Passionate love is a quenchless thirst.... (Kahlil Gibran.)
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    Love is made by two people, in different kinds of solitude. It can be in a crowd, but in an oblivious crowd.... (Louis Aragon.)
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    Do you want to know a good way to fall in love? Just associate all your pleasant experiences with someone, And disassociate from all the unpleasant ones.... (Richard Bandler.)

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