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    Sisters of St. Francis

    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye..It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which...
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    Boy to girl: Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg college girls. Girl: Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls..
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    Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt u..? Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?
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    The newly married wife goes to the store to buy personal things for the husband. She inquires about the deodorant for the men. The salesman asks, "Do you want the ball type." The wife says, "No this is for his underarms."
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    A talking Frog told Lalu, Lalu, you don't have any brain. Lalu said, I have it. Frog repeated, No you don't. Excited Lalu yelled, Yes, I have it. Angry Frog, screamed, No hell, you don't. And Frog jumps into the water. Perturbed Lalu mumbled to himself, There was no need to drown and commit...
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    Wanted A Wife

    A news paper had a humour page with following matrimonials published in it. BANKER: Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service. CAR MECHANIC: Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run the household at a good average...
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    Mobile Phone GPS Tracking

    :baffled::lol:
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    Mobile Phone GPS Tracking

    Try out this mobile phone tracker, it's great! Track any connected mobile phone using a satellite map with coverage anywhere in the world!!!!Log on to http://www.GpsSpying.Com
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    Fastest - Mervyn Silva Again

    Mahinda, Ranil, Karu and Mervyn Silva (of course !) were finalists at a quiz show. One common question was asked of them. Quiz master: WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? Mahinda: It's Light, nothing can travel faster than Light. Ranil : It's a Thought; because thought is so fast it comes...
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    Firefox 4.0 Early Screenshots??

    He heeee.Safari eka copy karalaaa :lol:
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    How Is My New VGA Card ?

    :)Danne nea ban.U better ask frm Nuwanddi.Mage langa thiyenne Gigabyte GA-MA69VM-S2 board ekak.Anika mage board eke gahalama thiyenawa OC karanna bea kiyala.Eth mama dunna gema:lol:
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    Elakiri or Elukiri???

    Mu bonne balukiri.
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    How Is My New VGA Card ?

    :lol:
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    How Is My New VGA Card ?

    E kiyanne oya 2000/= withara thiyena PSU eka athida?
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    How Is My New VGA Card ?

    Machan mekata PSU eka Watt keeyak ooneda?
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    Lucky Plant gena kawda danne?

    :rolleyes:
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    Lucky Plant gena kawda danne?

    Thx all

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