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    sunday school

    Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin...
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    North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife

    *** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE *** 1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her. 3. By the...
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    Are u a Gamer.. Are you playing these games.. Vote NOW

    Mama inne Kochchikade nea Lich.(Negombo)
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    RS Premium for sale

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    Send free SMS worldwide

    Thiyenawa ban.Mama yawalath thiyenawa.Mata dan site eka mathaka nea
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    Send free SMS worldwide

    free SMS worldwide send karana website eka mokadda?
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    Please PM me

    Congratzzzz machaaaaaa
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    heriditary

    Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied...
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    Honest HR Question - Answers

    Job Interview - Honest HR Question-Answers If we were to Honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would go something like this 1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. 2. Why do you want to work for this company? I have to work...
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    You can give without loving, But you cannot love without giving.... (Amy Carmichael.)
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    Love makes the wildest spirit tame, And the tamest spirit wild.... (Alexis Delp.)
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    People love others not for who they are, But for how they make them feel.... (Irwin Federman.)
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    Love is like pi -- natural, irrational, And very important.... (Lisa Hoffman.)
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    English Language

    Let's face it - English is a crazy language. In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway? Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall? Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something...
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    family problems?

    Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage.I don't want...
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    The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"
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    What does W-I-F-E mean? Worst Individual Female Enemy
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    Man: "Give me a bag full of money, a job and a vehicle full of girls" God replies: so it be, my son! And made him a bus conductor of ladies special bus! Moral: Be specific...
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    Q: How do you keep your boyfriend/husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."
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    What a Woman Wants in a Man

    What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses with Style 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover ******* What I Want In...

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