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    Santa Attacks

    santa had always been worried that why he has one brother while his sister has two????? ********** santa selling parachute, tells the customer "jump from plane n press button & you can land safely." CUSTOMER: if it doesn't open???? SARDAR : PAISA WAPAS....... ********** santa is...
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    fruit of labour

    Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather...
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    SUPPLIES

    There was an Irishman, a Russian and a Japanese man, all set out on a journey looking for work. They go by a quiet little dusty town and see a sign advertising work in the local coal mine. The pay is great, so they go off and look for the boss. They find him and he tells them "Well, you know...
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    An Essay on Cow...

    "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child.He is same like God,sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. "His whole body can be utilised for...
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    Always tell your wife the truth

    A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one...
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    Mix Santa - banta jokes

    Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards! ********** Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of...

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