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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Boss Kidnapped

    Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time..... Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss" They're...
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    Rhyming couplets

    A local newspaper (in England) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... But the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received. ********* My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell" *********...
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    ThanX admin..

    Nea ban mun thama podi ewun nea.Apita thyenne ithin balainna eka witharai
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    lie detector robot

    John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day, John came home about noon and told Marsha that he had gone to a nearby city and purchased a Robot. It was no ordinary robot, but it was in fact...
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    Prostitute Parrots

    A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"' "That's terrible!" the...
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    Success

    At age 04 success is... Not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is... Having friends. At age 18 success is... Having a drivers license. At age 35 success is... Having money. At age 50 success is... Having money. At age 70 success is... Having a drivers license. At age 75 success...
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    Exam Special

    Three Examinations special 1) Special offer........ Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home. Hurry offer valid until exams only.... 2) It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper...
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    ThanX admin..

    Ya i informed Lich and he deleted the link
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    Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, It has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
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    An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on ur face, A cup of coffe in ur hand & a msg from me on ur mobile... Have a great day! Good morning.
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    Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success... Luck is yours,Wish is mine... May Ur future always shine... Good Morning....
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    24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day, 7 sweet day make 1 sweet week, 4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month, But sweet person like u makes a whole life sweet. ...sweet morning
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    Marital Woes

    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. ********* Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought...
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    Marital Woes

    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. ********* Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of...
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    ~Vote for the BEST SIGI~

    Ko yako mage eka nea ne
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    What is a friend? She looks out 4 u, Inspires u, Laughs with u, Cries with u, Understands u, Guides u and walks with u. That's what a friend is... U.
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    How long shall v b friends? Do u want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, Till the water runs dry & till the day I die. We will b friends.
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    I might run out of cute graphics to send u, But I'll never run out of this: care 4 u.
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    A friend is a push when you have stopped, A chat when u r lonely, A guide when u r searching, A smile when u r sad, A song when u r glad.
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    How Girlz rate Guyz?

    Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves. It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have. Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs...

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