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    Sadde tharamata Govt. supportersla elakiri eke nehe.

    Thama umba paadamak iganagena nea wage
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    The 5 Toughest Questions

    The 5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man The questions are: What are you thinking about? Do you love me? Do I look fat? Do you think she is prettier than me? What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a...
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    Hi

    Welcum to EK.Keep postin
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    Naming Ceremony

    What ur name means....... .. Check it out !! Instructions : What you do is find out what each letter of your name means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (Its TRUE) & (Is'nt it GRêT !!) If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once. For Example : MARK M...
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    ------------------------>SMS Storage<----------------------

    Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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    18 rules for life

    1. Pursue Achievable Goals 2. Keep Genuine Smiles 3. Share with Others 4. Help Thy Neighbors 5.Maintain a Youthful Spirit 6. Get Along with the Rich, the Poor, the Beautiful, &the Ugly 7. Keep Cool Under Pressure 8 . Lighten the Atmosphere with Humor 9. Forgive the Annoyance of Others...
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    If a STUDENT makes a mistake

    If a BARBER makes a mistake, it's a new style..................... ********* If a DRIVER makes a mistake, it's an accident..................... ********* If a DOCTOR makes a mistake, it's an operation.................... ********* If an ENGINEER makes a mistake, it is a new...
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    Beautiful Advice

    An Angel says, 'Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen Tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does Happen, you have to worry twice.' 1. Pray 2. Go to bed on time. 3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed. 4. Say No to projects...
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    SANTA ANSWER MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY

    Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor? Needless to say he never made it. You know why? These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam. ************ Antibody - against everyone Artery - The study of the paintings. Bacteria - back...
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    Name Yr BF or GF

    My GF was CK
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    නැට්ටිච්චියෝ

    Sirawatama:lol:
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    HR = HIGH RISK ( OFFICE HUMOR )

    After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his...
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    Think Positive !!

    This is nice - finding positive out of every negative - which we don't always manage to do. I am thankful... 1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else. 2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that...
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    Once Upon A Time

    Once upon a time leadership mattered, now dealership rules the world. ********* Once upon a time quality was craftsman's pride, now it is a departmental mess. ********* Once upon a time mouse was an untouchable mammal, now it is handheld pest. ********* Once upon a time wisdom was...
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    What happens when desi returns from USA ?

    21. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel. 20. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health. (proving to be very health conscious). 19. Sprays DEO such so that he doesn't need to take bath. 18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. 17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi"...
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    Simple Solutions

    The Difference between FOCUSING on PROBLEMS and FOCUSING on SOLUTIONS Case # 1 : When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens would not work at zero gravity (ink will not flow down to the writing surface). Solution # 1 : To solve this problem, it took them...
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    1st LOVE eka patan gannokota AGE eka kiyada?

    15 and which had for 09 years.
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    Contact Agreement

    Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. ********** Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to Pay my plumber last month...
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    Difference

    TWO WOMEN TALKING: ================================== Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like...

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