The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for
a short time and you are so needy you will...
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh...
New hurdles to love
By Bryony Gordon, The Telegraph Group Limited, London, 2009
Published: February 13, 2009, 22:58
The other week I had dinner with a married friend in her late thirties. As is so often the case, conversation turned to the tragic state of my love life. “I don’t get it,” I...
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
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* Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to...