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    Funny SmS Tones Zone

    thank machang....
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    A Blonde Woman

    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a policewoman, who was also blonde. The blonde officer asked to see the blonde driver's License. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she...
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    Awesome reply

    We always face situations where boss says to complete the work in no time.... takes extra resources if you want..... maybe this reply can help in those situations.... It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall. All the people from the department had been called. The VP was looking much...
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    Coincidence!!

    A chicken farmer went to a local bar......sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special...
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    Oye Ojaye

    thanks machang.... but please help me in finding the video clip.
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    Google search results on prabha

    Ko.... Boruwakne machang.... nice editing...
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    Oye Ojaye

    hi frnds, Does any one have the song(Video) "OYE OJAYE" new version by BnS.
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    The Pope And the Rabbi

    Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy ... There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in...
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    In tonight's programme

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten Terror.' I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless...
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    cowboy boots

    An elderly couple, Edna and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly, he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Edna looks him over...
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    Naughty Answers! hehehe

    ela ela
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    Funny Wedding Photography

    nice
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    Sydney Fox radio

    This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney . The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate...
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    UNUSUAL FUNERAL

    A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached...
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    No SEX since 1955

    A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very...
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    Educators

    According to a news report, a certain private school in Sydney was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving...
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    BATTLE BETWEEN TIGER AND CROC!!!!

    Thanks for sharing..... Nice One
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    12 signs you LOVE someone

    TWELVE: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT...
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    Side Effects of Alcohol .... And Remedies too!!!

    :eek: 1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet. Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward 2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause : You're lying on the floor...
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    Geography

    GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN: Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well-developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very...

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