The Pope And the Rabbi

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Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert
to Catholicism or leave Italy ... There was a huge outcry from the Jewish
community, so the pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate
with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could
stay in Italy ; if the Pope won, they would have to convert or leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise Rabbi to represent
them in the debate. However, as the Rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope
spoke no Yiddish, they agreed that it would be a 'silent' debate.

On the chosen day the Pope and Rabbi sat opposite each other. The Pope
raised his hand and showed three fingers.

The Rabbi looked back and raised one finger.

Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.

The Rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.

The Rabbi pulled out an apple.

With that the Pope stood up and declared that he was beaten, and that
the Rabbi was too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy

Later the Cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened?

The Pope said, 'First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity
He responded by holding up one finger to remind me there is still only
one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger around my
head to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to
the ground to show that God was also right here with us. I pulled out
the wine and wafer, to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He
pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He had beaten me
at every move and I could not continue.

Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the Rabbi how he had
won.

'I haven't a clue' said the Rabbi. First he said to me that we had three
days to get out of Italy , so I gave him the finger. Then he tells me
that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I said to him that
we were staying right here.

'And then what?' asked a woman.

'Who knows?' said the Rabbi. 'He took out his lunch so I took out mine'