1. twisted

    Dildo Help

    and thank you for trolling us :lol:
  2. twisted

    Dildo Help

    send a message man :dull: ordering through ebay right? you can send a msg to seller the way I remember.. or there's a user here called Ashmi who ordered the same thing, drop a pm and get instructions.
  3. twisted

    Dildo Help

    you can request the seller not to mention what the package is carrying
  4. twisted

    Dildo Help

    now everybody..wait a minute before swarming this poor guy or girls inbox :P
  5. twisted

    Dildo Help

    you could always clean the shit off your dildo after using it before putting it back away in the drawer :P
  6. twisted

    ජොබක්_ලැබුණා

    I'm game :D where is that?
  7. twisted

    Dildo Help

    just imagine your parents finding a shit stained dildo in your drawer
  8. twisted

    first job and salary

    500 per day..construction worker
  9. twisted

    ======= Help Design NASA's New Robotic Astronaut!=======

    yeah kiss nasas ass :D that's the way silly nigger
  10. twisted

    ජොබක්_ලැබුණා

    that rate is correct..they don't get free food and booze though
  11. twisted

    balamuko..

    balamuko..
  12. twisted

    දමා යන්නට හිතට ලෝබය...

    not really..I'm feeling rather blank these days :P
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    දමා යන්නට හිතට ලෝබය...

    they did a fine job, your words. :P
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    දමා යන්නට හිතට ලෝබය...

    it's a sad one.. it reminds me of this.. Robin Hood: There are so many things I want to say to you but time's caught me up and now I'll never say them - except that I've loved you from the moment I saw you and every moment since. ..and so many things that I wanted to say but never could say...
  15. twisted

    hoyanda balanna

    hoyanda balanna
  16. twisted

    song help

    smoke weed every fucking day :yes::yes:
  17. twisted

    එලකිරි කවිමඩුව

    inda hita mamath liwwata ithin kaw peli sinhala fonts kotandanam kammali kadda nisa ahagaththata kunu kasali min mathu sada kadden kotami mama nosali :P
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    සිංහල බෞද්ධ පාසැල් පමණක් මේ රටේ තියෙන්න බ&#353

    your mom and dad once held a competition to see who could clean my asshole best with their tongues. your mom being the hungry cock sucking bitch she is started sucking on my dick while pigs fucked her asshole and cunt from behind (it was quite a sight :yes:) your dad who didn't realize what...
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    සිංහල බෞද්ධ පාසැල් පමණක් මේ රටේ තියෙන්න බ&#353

    only time I failed in my life was when my ranch of pigs couldn't fuck your mothers insatiable cunt to her satisfaction ;);):P but at that sad moment allah descended from heavens, dicks falling out of his mouth and all, and said unto me "son, nothing I have created on earth or in heaven can fuck...

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