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  1. Nic

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    A blond named Barbara appeared on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.... Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far, $500,000 and one lifeline left--phone a friend. The next question will give you the first ever million dollars if you get it right.... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to...
  2. Nic

    Boys

    What do u think about this??? Boys are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good...
  3. Nic

    KAV 7.0 Activation

    i need to Activate it but i need a Activation code can any one help me????
  4. Nic

    WHO IS THE GREATEST?

    WHO IS THE GREATEST? Cow, Ant & Donkey Cow , ant & a Donkey are debating on who is the greatest among three of THEM So here it goes........ ......... . Cow : I give 50 litters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest. Ant : I work day and night, summer and winter, I...
  5. Nic

    She is a woman

    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If...
  6. Nic

    TRY THIS

    I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP? I can SING on Any STAGE Can you SING in COMA-STAGE? I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT Can you FIX Your STAM P Size PHOTO in a STAMP? I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS...
  7. Nic

    I like your beard

    A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" When she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied, "My wife loves this beard. I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!!" "Oh please?" the girlfriend...
  8. Nic

    Why is wedding Ring is Round in Shape??????????

    Why is wedding Ring is Round in Shape??????????
  9. Nic

    World richest

    Mukesh Ambani is world's richest man Billionaire Mukesh Ambani today became the richest person in the world, surpassing American software czar Bill Gates, Mexican business tycoon Carlos Slim Helu and famous investment guru Warren Buffett, courtesy the bull run in the stock market. Following a...
  10. Nic

    :-)

    My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much ,I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million...
  11. Nic

    Grate sayings of marrage

    I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette ********* When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Gui try ********* After marriage, husband and wife become two...
  12. Nic

    BEST JOKE COMPETITION

    A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The...
  13. Nic

    Who gonna win suer star???

    vote now
  14. Nic

    If u love

    If you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was.... ********** THE NEW VERSIONS..... ********** Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ................. If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was...
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    Read and enjoy

    Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard". *********************************************** Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left...
  16. Nic

    I can't hear you !

    Charlie was responsible for taking up the offerings at a local church. One Sunday, after the service, the priest counted the money and found there was less than anticipated, given the size of the congregation. He took Charlie aside and questioned him. Charlie said that he did not take any of...
  17. Nic

    HOPE, TRUST, CONFIDENCE

    1 Day all villagers decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy come with umbrella. THATS CONFIDENCE. TRUST: Trust should be like feeling of a 1 year old baby, when you throw him in tha air, he laughs.... Because he know you will...
  18. Nic

    TIT FOR TAT

    TIT FOR TAT A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, "Er... Excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you?" She responds in a loud voice : " NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE...
  19. Nic

    ROBOT

    One day Jack's dad bought a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Jack returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?". Jack answered, "Dad we had extra classes today ". Much to...
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    Dots art

    Look these cool ne

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