I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Gui try
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
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The great question.... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
*********
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Gui try
*********
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
*********
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
*********
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
*********
The great question.... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
*********
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
*********
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
*********
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
*********
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
*********
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
*********
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
*********
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
*********
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
*********
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
