1. twisted

    The bar calls me :(

    Thanks for the comments :P so all this time you were calling me god you were just pretending ? :(:(
  2. twisted

    Glass Car

    I am keeping to the point dude, a car is supposed to give you privacy..this glass thing goes against the entire idea of a personal vehicle..you are no longer going to be able to say 'my car, my dick' :yes:
  3. twisted

    Glass Car

    good luck then driving with your pecker out :dull::dull:
  4. twisted

    Glass Car

    this is not going to work, you can't even fap while driving
  5. twisted

    English - පොලිෂ් කර ගන්න ඕං ඕනනම්

    I never even use such hideous words :baffled::baffled:
  6. twisted

    මේ නංගිත් ප්‍රසිද්ද කරපල්ලකෝ බන්

    thama ne :) I've just taken a firm decision to invest my last thousands on drinking and survive next week somehow until next payday :yes::yes: have to look at things in a positive manner
  7. twisted

    BirthDay පින්කමක්

    You can give me 2000 rs :P
  8. twisted

    සෙලීනාගේ උඩු නිරුවත් සඟරා කවරය.

    what's the point of doing a topless cover if you are going to cover it all up with your hands ?
  9. twisted

    MY3රකුසා මරණ ඳඩුවම ගෙනෙයි

    and when it's time to fap, not let them do it :P that'd be pure torture
  10. twisted

    The bar calls me :(

    :P:P :frown::frown: :P:P thanks :P:P
  11. twisted

    සේයා ගාතනය සහ සැක කරුවන්

    dumbness level of the people of this country is way over 9000
  12. twisted

    The bar calls me :(

    lol one simply does not! apparently I've given too much rep within last 24 hours. will get back to you on tomorrow. lolz I haven't resort to theft yet
  13. twisted

    The bar calls me :(

    apparently he couldn't get money ..so back to being sad :( :(:( Thanks bro :) no problem :) lol I've already gotten more out of him :)
  14. twisted

    2016 Honda Civic

    sexy
  15. twisted

    MY3රකුසා මරණ ඳඩුවම ගෙනෙයි

    Feminazis capitalizing on capital punishment would be quite ironic :P
  16. twisted

    MY3රකුසා මරණ ඳඩුවම ගෙනෙයි

    or or you can parade a half naked child in front of them :dull::dull:
  17. twisted

    MY3රකුසා මරණ ඳඩුවම ගෙනෙයි

    of course rehabilitation is necessary :P haha think of all the malicious females trying to convince the authorities they were raped so the people they want to frame are hung :P There are no solutions that will work 100%..what we can do is when such things happen, not let it take the better of...
  18. twisted

    The bar calls me :(

    I showed this to a friend from work and now he's buying me beer :P:P YAY!
  19. twisted

    MY3රකුසා මරණ ඳඩුවම ගෙනෙයි

    I guess this is how sharia law came into being and how all the batshit insane laws they all practice saw the day light.. first you start public punishment for true criminals and then it grows to be like the arab nations.. there's no telling where it'll take us once the power to decide the fate...

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